Monkeys Fist 38703 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Also, if you’re reheating ready rice a day after you first reheated it, prepare for The Shits Round 2- This Time Its On Your Hams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 30 minutes ago, Craig said: I genuinely have no idea what the fuck you’re going on about you creepy fucker I think you do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Also, if you’re reheating ready rice a day after you first reheated it, prepare for The Shits Round 2- This Time Its On Your Hams. Pot noodle for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38703 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said: Pot noodle for me See my previous post 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8982 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 16 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: But now it’s 6 jars divided by two meals so nur, nur, na, nur, nur! That's still 3 jars a meal, you absolute monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 CT tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38703 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Craig said: CT tbh After his run-in with the Diarrhoeas ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: After his crash diet? FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38703 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: After his seafood diet ? 2 hours ago, Craig said: FYP FYFYP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30354 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 On 03/05/2022 at 12:43, Meenzer said: Mind, remember those crisps that were 17 calories a packet (if you looked at the nutritional data for the seasoning and not the actual crisps)? Kellogg’s Frosties, a good source of calcium (when served with milk) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16577 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 I've just read this thread. Fuck me CT You make me laugh lad. You fucking do, don't ever change 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 6 jars of curry sauce for a family meal. I can’t move past it. Never once have I had a curry from a jar and thought “mind, this could do with being 5 times as soggy and wet” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26736 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: 6 jars of curry sauce for a family meal. I can’t move past it. Never once have I had a curry from a jar and thought “mind, this could do with being 5 times as soggy and wet” Do you think he's bought a small jar of curry paste and thought, 'that'll never do a family of five?' so bought five more not realising how to use it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Even the fucking label says 'Serves 2-3'. So that's 12-18 servings that by his own admission he's devoured in 2 sittings. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9193 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 I’d fucking hate to come for tea at some of your kips Be a takeaway on the way home. Poor kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 You've got it the wrong way round, CT. It's us that'd fucking hate it - we'd have no food left. 6-9 servings per meal? Jesus wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9193 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16577 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 I mean come on, let's not get too personal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38703 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 CT’s weekly online shopping has arrived. 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 The Eddie Stobart one second from the back has nothing but jars of curry sauce in 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I mean come on, let's not get too personal Fuck off, he's alleging starvation for any meal less than 6 servings per portion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I mean come on, let's not get too personal Water off a duck pizza back 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38703 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Water off a duck pizza back Makes duck pizza. Uses a flock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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