trophyshy 6432 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 (edited) This morning we have 21 members logged in and 30 guests. I appreciate a canny few of the guests will be NSA and their associates, but for the three or four real human beings reading - how about signing up and getting involved? We have a canny few vacancies at the minute; 1. Enthusiastic ADHD type poster 2. Smart arse so called lawyer type, preferably in pointy shoes 3. Rambling racist, pathologically repetitive and righteous 4. Virgin young'n overly eager to fit it 5. Insane body building menace 6. Sophisticated ladies man 7. Wannabe politician seeks posting record 8. Sarcastic pseudo-intellectual who does amusing impressions of people he's never heard. 9. Someone to replace Fish. 10. 'Scandinavian' WUM Or you could just come as yourself. Howay the lads (and lasses)! Edited June 13, 2013 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38553 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Err, take down the vacancy for #6, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Position 6 is already filled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 19735 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 We're a bit light on the wind up merchant front since CT fucked off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Can we have a girl for number 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 We're a bit light on the wind up merchant front since CT fucked off I'm impressed by CT's ability to stay away like. I imagine he gets a touch of the R Kelly every time he pulls into a layby: My miiiind is telling me NO... ... But my BODY! My BOOOODY is tellin' me yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 He set himself up with a new account on NO I think, so I reckon he's getting his posting fix over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I reckon CT's wife put her foot down. Sudden disappearances of that nature often have a domestic angle. Didnt SLP's missus slap a ban on him which is why he went missing? An ex- of mine once said i spent too much time on here, she got dumped the next week. KSA is a white van man in north london nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38553 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I'm impressed by CT's ability to stay away like. I imagine he gets a touch of the R Kelly every time he pulls into a layby: My miiiind is telling me NO... ... But my BODY! My BOOOODY is tellin' me yes! How long's he been on his exile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 Position 6 is already filled. An ex- of mine once said i spent too much time on here, she got dumped the next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 And? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38553 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 1. Enthusiastic ADHD type poster He's not left, only sleeping... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 And? Did you really dump her for Toontastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 No. Would have been a smooth move though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38553 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 He sent her the "You're dumped!" message in a box of these- http://edibleanus.com/index1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 13, 2013 Author Share Posted June 13, 2013 (edited) This whole thread is actually just to tempt my bird to sign up so I can publically get rid. Edited June 13, 2013 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 "Someone to replace Fish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 This morning we have 21 members logged in and 30 guests. I appreciate a canny few of the guests will be NSA and their associates, but for the three or four real human beings reading - how about signing up and getting involved? We have a canny few vacancies at the minute; 1. Enthusiastic ADHD type poster 2. Smart arse so called lawyer type, preferably in pointy shoes 3. Rambling racist, pathologically repetitive and righteous 4. Virgin young'n overly eager to fit it 5. Insane body building menace 6. Sophisticated ladies man 7. Wannabe politician seeks posting record 8. Sarcastic pseudo-intellectual who does amusing impressions of people he's never heard. 9. Someone to replace Fish. 10. 'Scandinavian' WUM Or you could just come as yourself. Howay the lads (and lasses)! Speak to Ant, he banned most of the previous occupants of those roles Oh and since Stevie is on here only when Halleys Comet comes round can we have a "pathologically passionate uber Geordie, OOT's need not apply" at number 11 please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 (edited) Edited June 13, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNarcissist 0 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 The whole endless Leazes stuff put me off posting tbh I was sick of wading through all that shite, some good posters on here but it's not very active. Always preferred it to NO as it's not as reactionary but there's not much happening the last while (I realize the season is over) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 We've no internationals even this time so there just nothing football related happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26604 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 We've no internationals even this time so there just nothing football related happening Just like last season, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38553 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I suggest we temporarily change the name of the site to boobtastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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