Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Iirc the lasses on stage only go topless. The bush is saved for the private dances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13991 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I'll probably duck out of the strip club part of the stag weekend I'm going on next month, but that has more obvious reasons. Maybe there'll be a nice casino next-door where I can kill some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I'll probably duck out of the strip club part of the stag weekend I'm going on next month, but that has more obvious reasons. Maybe there'll be a nice casino next-door where I can kill some time. Might be worth checking out what you're missing Just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Not much if you are are going on most strippers. You would pay most of them to put their clothes back on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34196 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I'm your PRAHHHHVATE dancer! A dancer for money, do what you want me to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincepie 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 he clearly was joking, you clearly need to go back and read the exchange and probably take more, or less of what you're on Plenty of jokers around here then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincepie 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 this was @mincer btw Plenty of mincers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) I suggested Cisse ought to do this last week; http://m.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/jul/25/church-england-wonga Edited July 25, 2013 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8955 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 They are but I don't see what having intelligence has to do with it unless you're a bit of a self important tit tbh. Because you can get further with more attractive girls, while spending less money and not having to share the experience with the grimiest of cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26627 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I've never been to a strip club but have seen the odd 'jack the ripper' in a couple of bars when on the piss with mates. One in Wallsend and one in the old Blue Bell on top of Shields Road, Byker both a good few years ago. Very grimy experiences when it comes down to it, really and nothing erotic about it all. The idea of shelling out good money so some lass will dance in front of you whilst secretly despising you isn't for me, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Strip clubs are simply awkward places to be. Staring at a topless girl on a pole while trying to look like you're judging her dancing rather than her tits, attempting to diplomatically tell a stripper that you don't want them to dance for you, the really awkward moment when a stripper bends over and then looks round to find you gazing at her arsehole and then of course the inevitable heartbreak when the girl you just spent your hard-earned money on moves on to the next man and it's clear that she never really loved you anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26627 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Strip clubs are simply awkward places to be. Staring at a topless girl on a pole while trying to look like you're judging her dancing rather than her tits, attempting to diplomatically tell a stripper that you don't want them to dance for you, the really awkward moment when a stripper bends over and then looks round to find you gazing at her arsehole and then of course the inevitable heartbreak when the girl you just spent your hard-earned money on moves on to the next man and it's clear that she never really loved you anyway. Must be even worse going to one sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Church plans to force out Wonga http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23433955 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14529 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Strip clubs are simply awkward places to be. Staring at a topless girl on a pole while trying to look like you're judging her dancing rather than her tits, attempting to diplomatically tell a stripper that you don't want them to dance for you, the really awkward moment when a stripper bends over and then looks round to find you gazing at her arsehole and then of course the inevitable heartbreak when the girl you just spent your hard-earned money on moves on to the next man and it's clear that she never really loved you anyway. Thats less tricky when the young lady's opening gambit is "are you coming to look at my fuckin tits or what?" which was used by an obvious honours graduate from the charm school on my good self only last weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6295 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 lol "how dare you move in as a morally corrupt operation.... that's our position!" Pretty much my thoughts too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8955 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Ben Smith, BBC SportFOOTBALL "Papiss Cisse and Newcastle have reached an agreement that will see the Senegal striker wear the club's Wonga logo on his shirt despite his religious beliefs. "Cisse, a Muslim, had previously pulled out of Newcastle's pre-season tour after telling the club he was not prepared to promote the money lending company. "However, after a week of talks, both sides are satisfied with the outcome and Cisse is now available to play for Newcastle once again. "Cisse has been training on his own while his team-mates have been on tour in Portugal but now he is expected to immediately rejoin the first team squad. " Well, I'm sure that's the end of the issues we were having with Papi... He's submitted a what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Thank fuck for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Papiss Cissé, he believes when he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6295 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 I don't think we'll have heard the last of this one yet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 699 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Like a new signing! Striker problem sorted. No need to get anyone "over the line" now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Like a new signing! Striker problem sorted. No need to get anyone "over the line" now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 All that for fucking nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 New contract to be announced in the next few weeks I bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13991 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 "Wonga and Newcastle United have today agreed to amicably terminate their sponsorship agreement in the interests of the squad members with Muslim beliefs. The club is delighted to announce its new shirt sponsor for the 2013/14 season: Mr. Porky's Pork Scratchings" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) Aha. Edited July 25, 2013 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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