Brock Manson 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Does anyone know how to get rid? I've got a bloody cath of one on my inner lip at the moment that's making every meal a wince-fest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I only ever get them on my tongue. No idea how to shift one quickly , sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Strange but true. In the SAS the piss on their fingers and rub piss onto the ulcer. The swear that it disappears within hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 manning up helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Bonjela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Strange but true.In the SAS the piss on their fingers and rub piss onto the ulcer.The swear that it disappears within hours. "The" what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Author Share Posted July 24, 2013 Bonjela Lent it to the mrs when she had one ages back. She's in London ffs. I've made mustardy pork escalopes for dinner, which in hindsight was a stupid decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 "The" what? They Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 The they ? You been at the Malibu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Author Share Posted July 24, 2013 Probably been rubbing his home-brew-tainted piss into his gums a bit too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Piss jowls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Get some salt on it before meals and live through it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Bonjela helps numb it a bit, but I've never found it helps get rid any quicker. Red wine seems to boost my chances of getting mouth ulcers about 10 fold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Strange but true. In the SAS the piss on their fingers and rub piss onto the ulcer. The swear that it disappears within hours. Shearer and sutton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Bonjela helps numb it a bit, but I've never found it helps get rid any quicker. Red wine seems to boost my chances of getting mouth ulcers about 10 fold. I would not recommend red wine to a walrus under the circumstances.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19746 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 swill some salt water around your gob, slightly less harsh than rubbing the salt right on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 There's nothing that will get rid of it particularly quickly but Anbesol liquid (from the chemists) will help anaesthetise the pain. Or you could rub raw potato on it/dab whiskey on it/ any other traditional old wives tale to see if that works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Adcortyl was excellent for getting rid of them but the cathwords stopped making it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Bonjela helps numb it a bit, but I've never found it helps get rid any quicker. Red wine seems to boost my chances of getting mouth ulcers about 10 fold. used to get them all the time from doing pills, haven't had one (of either) in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Warm salty water. Or sperm, just gargle sperm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Always given tangerines to eat when I was a kid, worked every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Warm salty water. Or sperm, just gargle sperm... Aye, either that or rubbing the inside of a banana skin on your bell end in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Warm salty water. Or sperm, just gargle sperm... Might as well put a bit of CT's piss (method) into the mix too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 (edited) Frador, knacks when first applied but does the biz. Alternatively stop sucking on crusty old helmets Edited August 3, 2013 by Jusoda Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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