Gemmill 34435 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Cath, come on, you're better than cordial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 The more you make the body store water the less you age. Drinking water makes you look older. /DocParky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Water retention. The look of youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Bes believe it bro. Cells go into survival mode and stop aging. Only drink water when people are watching.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Cath, come on, you're better than cordial. What do you suggest, Oh Middle Class Guru?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I take my water neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I don't have any trouble drinking water, instead of adding cordial I just drink lots of alcohol the day before or failing that, eat spicy food. You positively hoy it down your neck. #HMHMhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 A good sparkling and chilled mineral water with a twist of lime is very refreshing. Badois or that Italian one I won't touch anything else and not in plastic bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) I take my water neat. Tap water is full of estrogen. Makes you gay and gives women breast cancer. Edited October 6, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Drinking sparkling water is as pleasant as taking Alka-Seltzer. Horrible stuff that just makes you burp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 It is a truism that you basically can't help women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 We do just fine without it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Yeah as long as there is chocolate involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Put a slice of lemon in it. Your jap's eye that is. It won't help your gout, but it'll look all fancy. A cocktail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2411 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Tap water is full of estrogen. Makes you gay and gives women breast cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19819 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Tap water is apparently behind declining sperm count too. So it's not all bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Who's pumping these stats out, Volvic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Tap water is apparently behind declining sperm count too. So it's not all bad Thought it was plastics (xeno-estrogen). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Water is bad for you? Water is magic Parky, its a mystery and basically shouldn't exist. Nothing else acts like it. I thought you knew this. https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18473-the-many-mysteries-of-water/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I'm only messin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I'm a right nag when it comes to water like. Always trying to encourage people to drink more of it since I drink absolutely loads of the stuff and love it. I'm always amazed at people who don't drink any water at all, like people from work who have 2-3 cups of tea a day and that's it for their fluid intake, I'd feel like I was dying of dehydration after a few hours. I have no issue with cordial/squash if that helps since I like deliciously fruity flavoured things too... as long as it's sugar free. My dad gets gout but that's definitely red wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TobamorisRevenge 0 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 is the op dead yet? any guarantee of a good spread at the memorial service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 EVERYONE. LOOK AT ME! IM AN ODDBALL.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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