Gemmill 34146 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 And his mam's vulva tbf. But that's definitely it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26581 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 He probably emerged from his mother's vagina, winked at the midwife and told his mam that 'we was fantastic today'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8933 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 He probably emerged from his mother's vagina, winked at the midwife and told his mam that 'we was fantastic today'. Then fanked Mike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38503 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 " Shut your noise, you fucking old cun.... Oh, sorry Mum. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30212 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2758 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 (edited) Its the most important game I have to play in seven years." The good thing is that we play at home and its in our hands." A few players here know what its like to go down, and its not nice for the city, the players and the club." Since I have recovered from my illness, I have always said the same thing. I want to help the team and work hard." Ive been improving all the weeks since I arrived. I feel stronger and feel I can play 90 minutes." Two months ago, I didnt know I was going to be able to (play)." I feel strong. I think the same help the team. Most of all, we have to do it for the fans and the city, because they dont deserve to be in this situation." We are the players, and we have to take responsibility." Its always our responsibility. We are the players that are on the pitch. We have to do it for the fans and the city." This is not a good thing for Newcastle United. This cant happen Newcastle cant wait until the last week to see if we stay up or not in the Premier League. We have to do it for fans and the city. The only one which was emotional was Man United, because it was me coming back from my illness." After that, I think just about the games." The fans were really good with me since I arrived and through my illness. I really appreciated their support." I try to do my best for the team and for them. That is more important." I dont have another option than to just think about the game. Its really frustrating Im really upset about the result and the situation, Its always our responsibility. We are the players that are on the pitch. We have to do it for the fans and the city. This is not a good thing for Newcastle United. This cant happen Newcastle cant wait until the last week to see if we stay up or not in the Premier League." The only one which was emotional was Man United, because it was me coming back from my illness." After that, I think just about the games." The fans were really good with me since I arrived and through my illness. I really appreciated their support." I try to do my best for the team and for them. That is more important." I dont have another option than to just think about the game. Thats not acceptable. Were in a situation where we need to be strong. We scored and we were winning, and we had to take care of the ball and be patient and not start running everywhere and leave spaces. In this type of football, if you leave spaces, you are going to concede.We cant allow that to happen." Thats not acceptable. Were in a situation where we need to be strong. We scored and we were winning, and we had to take care of the ball and be patient and not start running everywhere and leave spaces." In this type of football, if you leave spaces, you are going to concede. Edited May 19, 2015 by ohhh_yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4948 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I'm gonna miss Jonas when he's gone. Not so much as a player now, as we should have better really, but as the one likeable member of our team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8933 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Honestly going to miss him when he goes and joins Bournemouth's survival fight next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I'd keep Jonas, make him player manager and the rest can fuck off. Honestly going to miss him when he goes and joins Bournemouth's survival fight next season. Looking at your "predictions" Bournemouth will finish top half next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8933 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Looking at your "predictions" Bournemouth will finish top half next season. Lol Rofl Lmao YAy Hoorah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4948 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Lol Rofl Lmao YAy Hoorah You in your comedy account again? Log out and log back into your stroppy cunt one - it's going to be a long week for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Jonas is the only one of them I have any respect for now. He could have fucked off after we were relegated last time but instead put all his efforts into getting us back up and now after going through what he has and being treat the way the club treat him he is still putting in all he can. The rest of them can fuck off and I'll never think of them again but he really is what's missing in most premier league players these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 772 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Jonas is the only one of them I have any respect for now. He could have fucked off after we were relegated last time but instead put all his efforts into getting us back up and now after going through what he has and being treat the way the club treat him he is still putting in all he can. The rest of them can fuck off and I'll never think of them again but he really is what's missing in most premier league players these days. Couldn't agree more. He's been a credit to himself and can leave the club with his head held high. I really wish him the best at his next club. The rest of them can fuck right off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6127 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Jonas' heart, effort and likability with Ben Arfa's ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2400 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Messi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Messi. Maradona, shirley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 What a man, it was poetic when that goal went in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9911 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38503 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Can we knight him? Sir Jonas of One Ball Lonnen Fucking superstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5874 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Why are we letting him go but keeping Obert again??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Presumably because neither have any resale value, but one is 5 years younger than the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I think Jonas should be given an extension to his contract based on his recent performances, especially todays. Perhaps at a reduced salary if he is willing to stay and take a cut. If anything, he would be an asset as a substitute if not a starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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