Politics

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

6 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Voted. Picked up some nice fresh buns, some tuna and 24 cans. The first two are for bait tomorrow and the last one is for tonight at exit poll time.

No cherry tomatoes? 
 

 

Can you even spell Pinokio ? 

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

I too have just voted. 
Nowt to do now but cook tea, sit back, have a beer and hate the world. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12737]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I too have just voted. 
Nowt to do now but cook tea, sit back, have a beer and hate the world. 

 

I've got the new Call of Duty to practice for when we're all conscripted to fight in the Water Wars

Edited December 12, 2019 by Ayatollah Hermione

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

I've got the new Call of Duty to practice for when we're all conscripted to fight in the Water Wars

We can use the coming  British War of Cuntdependance as a warm up! 
 

[Dr Gloom 19742]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I too have just voted. 
Nowt to do now but cook tea, sit back, have a beer and hate the world. 

I’m going to need some hair of the dog to see me through. Only had four hours kip last night so doubt I’m going to stay up long if the exit poll points to a Tory majority. 

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

I’m getting mildly bladdered regardless. 

 

 

[wykikitoon 16499]

if it is a hung parliment whats the best outcome?

[Rayvin 4949]

Voted too.

 

Gonna grab a bottle of something on the way back and wait for the inevitable.

[Rayvin 4949]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

if it is a hung parliment whats the best outcome?

 

How do you mean? Any hung parliament is a godsend, but the fewer seats off a majority the Tories are, the better. We need enough votes in parliament to kill Brexit.

[Dr Gloom 19742]

In the event of a hung parliament, the question is whether the lib dems are obliged to talk about forming a coalition to the Tories first, assuming they have the biggest number of votes. That’s normal procedure. 

Don’t rule out her propping them up again if BJ allows Swinson a second referendum. She could well be the kingmaker, has ruled out working with both Corbyn and Johnson but I suspect she is more of s small c conservative than a socialist.

It’s a numbers game too though. She might go for ian snp//LD/labour coalition if it has a better working majority and she’s offered a high profile cabinet job. 

[Alex 30254]

Polling station was really busy, not sure if that’s significant but seems to be lots of reports of large turnouts 

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

In the event of a hung parliament, the question is whether the lib dems are obliged to talk about forming a coalition to the Tories first, assuming they have the biggest number of votes. That’s normal procedure. 

Don’t rule out her propping them up again if BJ allows Swinson a second referendum. She could well be the kingmaker, has ruled out working with both Corbyn and Johnson but I suspect she is more of s small c conservative than a socialist.

It’s a numbers game too though. She might go for ian snp//LD/labour coalition if it has a better working majority and she’s offered a high profile cabinet job. 

Picture the scene- Tittsy McFauxTory walks in to No.10 to discuss a coalition , to be met by The Fridge Magnet, having totally misunderstood that she was “ready to jump in to bed with the Torys”,  Y-fronts round his ankles as he fumbles through his fat folds looking for his cock. 
“ I …um ah… my my… well… so! … Shall we just Get It Done?”

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

8 minutes ago, Alex said:

Polling station was really busy, not sure if that’s significant but seems to be lots of reports of large turnouts 

Where was yours? They seem to be every 500yds in Forest Hall. 
Mine ( Lynholm Grove) also said there’s been a large turnout. 

[Gemmill 34186]

35 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’m getting mildly bladdered regardless. 

 

 

I'm getting the vaporiser out. 🧘‍♂️

[Dr Gloom 19742]

First can of the local ale opened, not sure i’m going to last the distance 

 

[Alex 30254]

13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Where was yours? They seem to be every 500yds in Forest Hall. 
Mine ( Lynholm Grove) also said there’s been a large turnout. 

Palmersville. Used to live about a 20 second walk from the one at Lynholm Grove 

[Alex 30254]

7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

First can of the local ale opened, not sure i’m going to last the distance 

 

It’s amazing that Peckham’s gone hipster btw 

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

Palmersville. Used to live about a 20 second walk from the one at Lynholm Grove 

I live just over the main road from it now. 
There’s another just over the flyover at Springfield Park, can’t be more than 300m between them. 

[Dr Gloom 19742]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’s amazing that Peckham’s gone hipster btw 

There aren’t many old school cockney neighbourhoods left - they’ve all had the gentrification treatment 

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

They renamed Nelson Mandela House to Quinoa Court. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

Mange tout, Mange tout 

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

24 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

First can of the local ale opened, not sure i’m going to last the distance 

 

I’m doing my best not to open this until later on when results start coming in. 
I expect to fail miserably 

[PaddockLad 14528]

The imperial stout looks a banger @Monkeys Fist 

 

What's the abv of the Peckham??...

 

I'm not going to open mines till Huw Edwards tells us the Tories have won by 30 seats at 2200

 

 

[Rayvin 4949]

I hate the waiting, mostly because i keep looking at the guardian's comment section and hearing that there's a surprise on the cards which honestly, my brain doesn't believe but my heart wants to.

 

I'm pretty sure it's just a bunch of people like us all echo chambering themselves into hope.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

In the event of a hung parliament, the question is whether the lib dems are obliged to talk about forming a coalition to the Tories first, assuming they have the biggest number of votes. That’s normal procedure. 

Don’t rule out her propping them up again if BJ allows Swinson a second referendum. She could well be the kingmaker, has ruled out working with both Corbyn and Johnson but I suspect she is more of s small c conservative than a socialist.

It’s a numbers game too though. She might go for ian snp//LD/labour coalition if it has a better working majority and she’s offered a high profile cabinet job. 

Not a hope in hell the Libs will go down that route again. Of course Tories could do a deal with DUP but they will have to change Brexit.

 

My prediction is Conservatives fall below 300 seats. 
 

Labour will run as a minority government successfully. (There is no way SNP or Lib Dem’s can vote down the majority of Labours plans and side with Tories).

[Monkeys Fist 38574]

No one cares what you think.