Alex 30241 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 They should do a series of events based around Johnson’s exercise regime. After the press-ups they could have someone drive them and drop them off in running kit 200 yards from their house and the winner is the first one to ring the doorbell after dodging the paparazzi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38560 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 The get up of a man who has never been for a run before 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9941 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Looks like some fella who's done a runner because the husband has come home early from work. Which in his case, is highly likely. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34167 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: No. Aye who the fuck goes running in their swimming shorts. The same sort of cunt that goes to the pool bar in his swimming shorts and work shirt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Thought he was wearing cowboy boots at first 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Alex said: Thought he was wearing cowboy boots at first +1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: +1 I’m not sure he’d have looked any more ridiculous if he was 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38560 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 It looks like he’s on a very expensive yacht, too. Wonder if he’s got as much tit sweat as the running pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9167 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26181 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Can we please stop spending £40bn a year on it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26181 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Churchill he ain't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13811 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Which is remarkable really. Churchill was pissed all day every day, what’s Boris’s excuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13972 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tom said: Which is remarkable really. Churchill was pissed all day every day, what’s Boris’s excuse? Occasional sobriety. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34167 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 The virus is still out there. Like a paedo on an electric scooter. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34167 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 I love Beth Rigby. Listen to this answer. There can surely be nobody watching this idiot that has any confidence whatsoever in his abilities. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26181 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 The Maybot looking absolutely furious about David Frost’s appointment as NSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PaddockLad 14527 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 I can't think that replacing one fuckin Tory placeman with another will change a bastard think but wasn't the cunt sacked the other day the architect of the Windrush scandal during May's time at the home office??... 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: I love Beth Rigby. Listen to this answer. There can surely be nobody watching this idiot that has any confidence whatsoever in his abilities. The strategy doesn’t seem to extend beyond coming up with slogans that contain the same word three times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 It's Trump allover - talk absolute shite which sounds good to the people who support him who'll watch the first story on the news and think "he's sorting it" but will switch off before the analysis (if there is any) takes it apart as nonsense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9941 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) Norman Smith on the radio before was doing his usual in all but name Tory spokesperson role bigging up Johnson’s ‘bullish’ plans. Fucking bullshit more like Edited June 30, 2020 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26181 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Quote Projects in the £5bn investment plan include: £1.5bn for hospital maintenance, eradicating mental health dormitories, enabling hospital building and improving A&E capacity - the government said this is "new" money in addition to £1.1bn it announced in its Spring Budget £100m for 29 road network projects including bridge repairs in Sandwell and improving the A15 in the Humber region - this money had already been announced Over £1bn to fund a schools building project, as announced on Monday - this cash comes from the government's existing infrastructure plan A £12bn affordable homes programme to build 180,000 new affordable homes for ownership and rent over the next eight years - the programme beings together three pots of money already announced by previous Tory governments and Mr Johnson's administration So it's basically £1.5bn of new spending. Fuck all in the context of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 https://dailydafty.com/bonking-boris-press-ups-lead-to-rocky-iv-style-bout-with-putin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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