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14 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Imagine spending your winters trying to learn Maths in a freezing cold, previously used train ffs :lol: What an environment 

But at least leaves on the track should not be an issue.

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But surely.....    

Gove is the first to move. Off to the Ministry of Sound apparently.

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10 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Can you imagine being such a boot licking cap doffer you would vote for these cunts if you're from Northern England?

 

:CT:

 

Leaked by his own party, at a guess 

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4 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

I see bojos mam has died. Now who's going to supply the NHS with ppe?

 

1 hour ago, Alex said:

I bet he forgot she was alive until he found out she was dead 

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9 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Cabinet re-shuffle about to happen and the rumours are Gavin Williamson to NI. I know what he's done to deserve it but what the hell did we do?

raab and williamson missing from front bench at PMQs

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15 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Cabinet re-shuffle about to happen and the rumours are Gavin Williamson to NI. I know what he's done to deserve it but what the hell did we do?

 

Don't worry, he'll only end up flying to Norfolk Island anyway.

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