wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Just now, Gemmill said: Dorries has just turned up to bite all their faces off. Did she go to number 9 first? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26768 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 BBC just interviewed someone from the spectator and now someone from the sun. I'm wondering when the morning star will be on? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9987 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12764 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 God bless the poor women footballers. The watermark moment for the sport in England, big prime time opening to the Euros on BBC One, full media push, everyone excited and it’s going to be bumped for Johnson being shuggy boated out of No 10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 By the way, what a fucking snake Zahawi is 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4847 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Another Tory with a misguided moral compass? How unexpected.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Quote Some cabinet ministers appear to be lining up to tell Boris Johnson to step down this evening, each arriving at Downing Street and refusing to speak to reporters. But Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries - an enthusiastic supporter - seems to have a different reason for heading into Number 10. Asked by journalists whether she would ask Mr Johnson to quit as she walked along Downing Street, she replied: "Certainly not." Our political editor Beth Rigby says it appears Ms Dorries is "going in there to back him up". She adds that when Boris Johnson decided not to run for leadership in 2016, she remembers Ms Dorries crying. Fuck me, she's embarrassing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 297 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: By the way, what a fucking snake every current member of the cabinet is FYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Wtf. It's Westminsterside Story. 🎵When you're a cunt, you're a cunt for life 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Has the cunt gone yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34413 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Never been more apparent that it's all a game to these cunts. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17744 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Wtf. It's Westminsterside Story. 🎵When you're a cunt, you're a cunt for life If they televise a fight to the death on PPV for these 2 groups it might go some way to paying off the national debt. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9987 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 I think I can pinpoint the exact moment it all went tits up for Bojo.... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Quote Only one MP out of 150 showed support for Boris Johnson at 1922 Committee meeting This just in from our political correspondent Mhari Aurora... A Conservative MP has told her that at a 1922 Committee meeting of Tory backbenchers, only one MP (Daniel Kawczynski) made a "positive intervention" for Boris Johnson. Not great numbers, considering there were roughly 150 MPs there. They added: "Very few thumped [the] table, a handful at best. Otherwise calls for unity and kindness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 38 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 297 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 (edited) Just finished watching, rewinding "Did he really say that?" the liason committee. Wow. A highlight at the end, that I hope gets picked up was a response to a criticism that there is a cultural problem with drink in HMG. I couldn't believe the stories in the Sue Gray report and to me (maybe I'm a minority?) the pandemic was actually irrelevant - this shouldn't have been happening in ANY workplace routinely, during working hours ANYWHERE in the UK. For Health and safety issues alone - people should not be getting drunk weekly to the level where they need help standing up. It's not the toon on a Friday night (which is still mint btw!). So, paraphrased "do you recognise that there are deep cultural problems in parliament" (also in context of the sexual abuse allegations) Boris' answer "I do realise that there is a problem <sic> some people cannot handle their drink" Fuck me.. what a response. Sorry, I don't know her name, but the lady who lost her shit saying he was trying to play down sexual abuse because people are drunk and / or gay - was brilliant. Edited July 6, 2022 by scoobos it's like a religion innit? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9987 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 One thing I hear a lot is, Boris is a character. Aka a fucking clown cunt. I would rather have a competent bore than a 'character' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Chris Bryant was fucking clinical in his destruction, which was glorious. Mind you, if they sentenced this fucker to death by a Thousand Cuts he’s so thick skinned the knife would be blunt by 10. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Bryant looked angry as fuck. He was brilliant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: One thing I hear a lot is, Boris is a character Aye, and Hitler was a vegetarian. Samesies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12764 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Where humour goes to die 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Never knew Wor Jamal had sway in government 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Reading that can them conditions be met with these cunts? Come on Wor Lizzie, sort it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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