Gemmill 34166 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 OH NO YOU DI'NT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Never let the odd bit of human rights abuse spoil your holiday. That was the joke genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19732 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 That was the joke genius Who's joking? You shouldn't let the exploitation of a few brown people distract you from your book and sun lounger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 You're a right miserable cunt these days like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Did you know that Latino farm workers in America earn around $50 a day? Restaurant workers also make around $2 an hour before tips. Do you boycott all things American in protest? Of course you don't, so drop the mock outrage that I had a holiday in the UAE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I was speaking to a Thai lass and told her that I'd been out and had a lobster that night which had cost me about £30. She said that was about a weeks pay for her. Did make me feel like we were exploiting them somewhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38547 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I was speaking to a Thai lass and told her that I'd been out and had a lobster that night which had cost me about £30. She said that was about a weeks pay for her. Did make me feel like we were exploiting them somewhat. Wont anyone think of the lobsters??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I was speaking to a Thai lass and told her that I'd been out and had a lobster that night which had cost me about £30. She said that was about a weeks pay for her. Did make me feel like we were exploiting them somewhat. That is some sensational patter, DK.  "Hey sweet thing, what did you have for tea.... (oh she doesn't understand me...ok, here goes...) WOT U HAVE FOR DINDIN. ME HAVE LOBSTER FOR THIRTY POUNDS. CHECK THE RECEIPT LADY I AM RICHEST MAN IN PHUKET. NOW YOU SUCK ME OFF." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13957 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 The German word for lobster is Hummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19732 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I was speaking to a Thai lass and told her that I'd been out and had a lobster that night which had cost me about £30. She said that was about a weeks pay for her. Did make me feel like we were exploiting them somewhat. Aye, it was your lobster dinner that was most degrading about your time with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19732 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Did you know that Latino farm workers in America earn around $50 a day? Restaurant workers also make around $2 an hour before tips. Do you boycott all things American in protest? Of course you don't, so drop the mock outrage that I had a holiday in the UAE I'm not outraged, just mocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38547 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 The German word for lobster is Hummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 That is some sensational patter, DK. Â "Hey sweet thing, what did you have for tea.... (oh she doesn't understand me...ok, here goes...) WOT U HAVE FOR DINDIN. ME HAVE LOBSTER FOR THIRTY POUNDS. CHECK THE RECEIPT LADY I AM RICHEST MAN IN PHUKET. NOW YOU SUCK ME OFF." Aye well me love you long time didn't get me very far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Aye, it was your lobster dinner that was most degrading about your time with her I was the perfect gentlemen. It was a very loving relationship as long as the bhat lasted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38547 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "DIN DIN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 If a Thai Bride took one look at my pay packet, she'd be on the first plane back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26603 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 That is some sensational patter, DK. Â "Hey sweet thing, what did you have for tea.... (oh she doesn't understand me...ok, here goes...) WOT U HAVE FOR DINDIN. ME HAVE LOBSTER FOR THIRTY POUNDS. CHECK THE RECEIPT LADY I AM RICHEST MAN IN PHUKET. NOW YOU SUCK ME OFF." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26603 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "Don be fool by the dindin that I got, It is Lobsa, firtee pown a pop, It no point in havin' strop, That week pay Down in Bangkok." Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Yeah! Yeah! C'mon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26162 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 She's lush J-Lo like. I bet she's a fucking nightmare though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30237 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 High maintenance, baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 She'd be worth it for a while like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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