McFaul 21 Posted September 11, 2015 Report Share Posted September 11, 2015 I sometimes wonder if Stevie believes everything he says. Cheeky. With conviction. Link to post Share on other sites
Baggio 0 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Off to Lisbon for a few days between Christmas and New Year for a mini break, we found hiring apartments are much easier than hotels with a three year old. Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,837 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Long time no see, welcome back. Link to post Share on other sites
Park Life 68 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 How did he get in? Via Hungary? Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,414 Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites
David Kelly 441 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Just came back from a couple of weeks in Thailand. Spent time in Bangkok and Phuket and absolutely loved it. The Thai's are a really nice bunch of people who will happily go out of their way to make you feel welcome even in the worlds busiest city. I'd recommend it to anyone. Unfortuntately we were pissed or hungover from the Chang most of the time so we didn't get a chance to do or see as much as we'd intended. Hopefully I'll get to go back and make up for that. Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,837 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Just came back from a couple of weeks in Thailand. Spent time in Bangkok and Phuket and absolutely loved it. The Thai's are a really nice bunch of people who will happily go out of their way to make you feel welcome even in the worlds busiest city. I'd recommend it to anyone. Unfortuntately we were pissed or hungover from the Chang most of the time so we didn't get a chance to do or see as much as we'd intended. Hopefully I'll get to go back and make up for that. Classic sex tourist. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,069 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 happy to go out of their way to make you feel welcome. Â plenty of extras along the tour then Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,832 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 DK will be spotted on "Sun, Sea and Sex Tourism" on Channel 5, stumbling out of a wank parlour with his pants undone in 4 months. Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,928 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 813 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Classic sex tourist. Is "Classic Sex" like 70s shit, with huge hairy growlers and more wahwah pedal than you know what to do with. Link to post Share on other sites
David Kelly 441 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Is "Classic Sex" like 70s shit, with huge hairy growlers and more wahwah pedal than you know what to do with.Aye that was pretty much what it was like! Actually I can confirm that I never got a massage let alone a happy ending and the only time I saw a partially naked ladyboy was when two were scrapping.  I think Pattaya is more your sex tourist teritorry. There were plenty of families in Phuket. Wouldn't take mine like but each to their own. Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,636 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Don't be fooled by the tale that I got I'm still, I'm still Kelly from Bangkok, I used to have a fanny now I got a cock Gonna love you long time, That's a lot! Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,228 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fwiw Dubai was mint, if you can turn a blind eye to the humans rights abuses of the migrant workers. Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,832 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Don't be fooled by the tale that I got I'm still, I'm still Kelly from Bangkok, I used to have a fanny now I got a cock Gonna love you long time, That's a lot! Â Get that recorded, throw it on Vine, become a superstar. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,069 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fwiw Dubai was mint, if you can turn a blind eye to the humans rights abuses of the migrant workers. Never let the odd bit of human rights abuse spoil your holiday. Link to post Share on other sites
Park Life 68 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Never let the odd bit of human rights abuse spoil your holiday. Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,636 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Â Get that recorded, throw it on Vine, become a superstar. "Yeah! yeah! C'mon! The J Lo remix Twenty fifteen, coming right at you!....... ......Don't be fooled by the tale that I got, I'm still, I'm still Kelly from Bangkok, I used to have a fanny now I've got a cock, Gonna love you long time, That's a lot!" Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,837 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fucking "Yeah! Yeah! C'mon!" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,636 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Fucking "Yeah! Yeah! C'mon!" :lol: Â You'll have to forgive my ignorance on the concert patter of diva popstars, what would she say or chant to her fans? Â "Wooh! yeah! Is everybody having a good time? Wave those fairy cakes in the air like you don't care!" Edited September 29, 2015 by Howmanheyman Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,837 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Yeah! Yeah! C'mon! Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,636 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Yeah! Yeah! C'mon! Â I can see you'd be right into the spirit of it! Â TWO TIMES! Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,837 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 OH NO YOU DI'NT! Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,228 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Never let the odd bit of human rights abuse spoil your holiday. That was the joke genius Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,069 Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 That was the joke genius Who's joking? You shouldn't let the exploitation of a few brown people distract you from your book and sun lounger Link to post Share on other sites
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