Happy Face 29 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Ware in Hertfordshire, it turns out, has more demand for online porn than any other UK town. Lasting 10 minutes 37 seconds online and clicking on 7.6 pages, an average visit from Ware is almost two minutes longer than one from Billingshurst, West Sussex. The data comes from Pornhub, one of the UK's biggest porn sites, and reveals a great deal more about online preferences - although using data from just one adult site does might not be representative of all of them. In the interactive below, the size of the circle represents the number of users in each city. The data for London (the biggest circle) is based on 23.5 million visits to the site in the space of a year. In total, the site was visited 111 million times over the past 12 months. For comparison, the UK government's site receives around 1.4 million visits per year. The circles in the top right hand corner show cities which visit more pages and spend more time searching porn than the national average; so Ware is the outermost point. Those in the bottom left-hand corner represent cities below the UK average. You can also see them mapped below (if you're on a mobile device, click here). The American pornographic actress Lisa Ann is the top search term in Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales - but in England she's overtaken by the term 'British'. Search terms also show how porn habits differ between cities. Visitors to the site from Sheffield search 'natural tits' while in Liverpool one of the biggest search terms is 'teacher'. Biggest country searches are shown below. The UK isn't the only country to have national sentiment when it comes to porn search, as the graphic below shows. Monday is apparently the most popular day to access porn - that's a trend consistent worldwide from the UK, the US, Germany and France to Brazil and Mexico. Japan bucks the trends though; porn users there prefer to visit the site on a Saturday. The biggest month for porn search worldwide is January. Japan turns out to be an exception again though, users there tend to search more porn in November while in Mexico it's March. Britons spend almost a full minute longer online than the world average (9:42 compared to 8:56) but don't come close to Americans who spend almost 11 minutes on the site during an average visit. http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/jan/07/pornhub-porn-trends-search-terms-time Lot's of interactive tools and diagrams worth visiting for. Average length of a visitor from Newcastle 9:33 (2.1m visits) Average length of a visitor from Sunderland 9:27 (0.17m visits) They don't go to the football, they don't watch porn, and when they do they're premature. SMB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 (edited) Japs visit Sat cause they don't have girlfriends and are very edgy about body contact. Strange nation. Edited January 14, 2014 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ewerk 26316 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Turns out that Lisa Ann is the Sarah Palin lookalike. Doesn't do it for me really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Man with tits syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 14, 2014 Author Share Posted January 14, 2014 "natural tits" She couldn't pull a man in Sheffield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Japs visit Sat cause they don't have girlfriends and are very edgy about body contact. Strange nation. Paying to lie beside a young girl surrounded by teddy bears is borderline paedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Check this shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Lisa Ann is a good example of one of those ruined by plastic tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38747 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Turns out that Lisa Ann is the Sarah Palin lookalike. Doesn't do it for me really. They look about ready to burst at the slightest touch. Not a fan of plastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Check this shit... Humanity's next step in evolution will come when they cordon that place off from everyone else. Nobody has come up with a suitable explanation of why their culture is so unrelentingly weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14040 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Humanity's next step in evolution will come when they cordon that place off from everyone else. Nobody has come up with a suitable explanation of why their culture is so unrelentingly weird. Maybe they are the next step in evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Lisa Ann is a good example of one of those ruined by plastic tits. Plastic tits and crystal meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Maybe they are the next step in evolution. Mrs P went to Japan a few years back she's never been the same since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Is it not just that they're all part of such a socially restrictive society where most people can't live up to the expectations placed upon them - so they wig out as per the above. I read that Japanese men are increasingly despondent with Japanese women, and prefer isolation - as they can't resolve the conflict between a society that expects them to be the patriarch, and an increasingly liberated female populace. (The irony being that much of the pressure to conform to the former comes from the latter). I find the latter point especially bizarre because their women look like this: NSFW Which I include merely to emphasize the point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38747 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Bit Nippy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Jap porn is shit - pixelated cunnies and all that. Not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 You should see their Love Hotels, absolutely incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Bit too old to be interested in that kind of thing. I believe you though, everything they do is off-the-scale good aside from that shitty pixelated porn. Studied and worked there for a bit myself so I know the culture. Probably the only country in the world that could handle large scale disasters without the need for martial law - the most orderly race of people I know - it is in their DNA. The food is fucking awesome too, and healthy despite Western fast food influence. There aren't any ugly, self-loathing obese pricks over there. Even those who are obese (Sumo wrestlers) are healthy despite their look. But again, need to unpixilate the porn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38747 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Ken- "SHOW ME THE FANNY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 I had a Japanese girlfriend once I think her fanny was pixilated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 That must have chafed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Many shades of grey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26802 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Ken- "SHOW ME THE FANNY!" Ken's favourite Japanese song - Itchifani (How we don't talk anymore) - Cliff Richard San. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38747 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Anything by Blur. Or Blur(t). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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