Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Also remember when you could jizz onto your wife’s face from the other side of the bedroom? That stops too once you’re married Fyp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 What you’ve done there is, piss yourself. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1236 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (edited) 4 hours ago, Renton said: I'm a hospital porter by qualifications but have you seen paper mask? ....... I remember the days I could blind Mrs Rents from 30 yards with a jizz bolt. Is that something hospital porters do to pass the time on their break or just part of the job description? Edited April 2 by Blastronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Just now, Blastronaut said: Is that something hospital porters do to pass the time do on their break or just part of the job description? He used it for cornering, like Spiderman. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1236 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: He used it for cornering, like Spiderman. Fuck sake. It not just MF, you've all went full Nathan Barley. If anything MF could be the Dan Ashcroft of these General Chat threads. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3977 Posted yesterday at 06:22 Share Posted yesterday at 06:22 I'm having a cataract removed today - I was diagnosed with them in both eyes two years ago but one needed doing so I got it done and the other was "as and when" but I noticed my vision was getting a bit worse in that eye since the start of winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago Good luck mate, I’ve been operated on loads of times but anyone messing with my eyes really freaks me out for some reason 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16612 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago Aye good luck. A mate had his done a few weeks back, pretty standard nowadays. But take care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17745 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago This is how this place ends isn't it? Gemmmill "ooooh, me pace maker went on the blink again, had to get a new battery put in" NJS "Eeeeeh, I'm blind as a bat me, hope those new corneas work...." Alex "Aye, me knee replacement is top notch" Wykiki "'kin t'hell. Ave tha seen tha waiting list for t'hip relacement? Tory cunts" Etc. Old, decrepit, falling to bits. Using forum technology which the kids can't believe doesn't belong in Beamish, moaning about Tik Tok and FFP until space year 2050, then silence. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 5 minutes ago, Renton said: Using forum technology which the kids can't believe doesn't belong in Beamish I still use a Eurovision chatroom on IRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16612 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 51 minutes ago, Renton said: This is how this place ends isn't it? Gemmmill "ooooh, me pace maker went on the blink again, had to get a new battery put in" NJS "Eeeeeh, I'm blind as a bat me, hope those new corneas work...." Alex "Aye, me knee replacement is top notch" Wykiki "'kin t'hell. Ave tha seen tha waiting list for t'hip relacement? Tory cunts" Etc. Old, decrepit, falling to bits. Using forum technology which the kids can't believe doesn't belong in Beamish, moaning about Tik Tok and FFP until space year 2050, then silence. That's superb. It's so true 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago I had my Pacemaker replaced a couple of years back as it happens. Last one lasted about 9 years (off a 5 year battery) and this one has a 15 year battery, so I won't be going ANYWHERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26284 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago A man so nails that the only thing that can kill him is a fridge magnet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago I had a motherfucking MRI last month, bitch! And I'm still going. All of the warnings everywhere about if you have ANY metal things in your body etc. There was a 1 in 1,000 chance that something went wrong cos of the PM. I wouldn't be surprised if it DID go wrong and I'm still here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16612 Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Did they find it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Yes, the God Particle was located. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194 Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Yes, the God Particle was located. The oh god particle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9197 Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 16 hours ago, Gemmill said: Yes, the God Particle was located. You've only got a particle? Sorry to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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