Rayvin 4949 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Its my professional analysis of the events in the next 10 years. Â AS a futurologist, I can inform you that things are not looking good. Â Ukraine could be the beginning of the end for America. ALthough I dont think the attack on america will happen till after Yellowstone explodes. Â Wouldn't an Islamist horde be a rallying point for most major world powers (both the US and Russia are anti-islamist in a number of their policies). As such, how would the Ukraine have any impact on the Islamist invasion. Moreover, how would this invasion work logistically? How would that many Muslims get over to the US to invade it without being destroyed en route? Â Moreover again, Islamist fundamentalists are a minority - where do they get the people to form this horde? Most ordinary Muslims won't join them... Â I'm just keen to understand your thinking, I just can't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14528 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Its my professional analysis of the events in the next 10 years. Â AS a futurologist, I can inform you that things are not looking good. Â Ukraine could be the beginning of the end for America. ALthough I dont think the attack on america will happen till after Yellowstone explodes. Â Fuckin hell, you're nicking Parky's gig here man....theres only room for one paranoid conspiracy theorist on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I take it as a compliment that 'they' have trained clones to do this on message boards in an attempt to distract my message to mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Futurologist    PC for gypo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14528 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I take it as a compliment that 'they' have trained clones to do this on message boards in an attempt to distract my message to mankind. Â Do you reckon Tobormoray has been sent from the future?...does this basically make you John Connor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 When the lizard people crawl out their caves we're all fucked anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Chebs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Chebs! Never mind the chebs, look at the tongue, man! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The charva earring makes me think that ones from seaburn beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The charva earring makes me think that ones from seaburn beachCan't be. Count the fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 :lol: Aye you're right, less of a mutant than the inhabitants of Seaburn tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 When the lizard people crawl out their caves we're all fucked anyway. They've already been here for years, man. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â and NSFW.... Â Â Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 (edited) People really are into everything eh, fuckin loons. Edited March 2, 2014 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 (edited) People really are into everything eh, fuckin loons. Strange that they haven't painted their faces after the effort they've put in elsewhere, mind. Might've also disguised them a bit more to friends and colleagues. Â (The green one looks a bit familiar to an ex but alas, I never shagged Captain Kirk's Alien love-child). Edited March 2, 2014 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Aye I was thinking that "go ahead down there, but just don't do the face I'm not into that you weirdo". I've always wondered what gets people into that? "I only like geckos, people into salamanders are fucking oddballs" as he's spaffing over his lizard tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Aye I was thinking that "go ahead down there, but just don't do the face I'm not into that you weirdo". I've always wondered what gets people into that? "I only like geckos, people into salamanders are fucking oddballs" as he's spaffing over his lizard tank. Â Â "Yeah, you can fuck me babe, but don't spoil the paint with your come. Use my face instead." Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Canny chebs mind. "just dee it in me hair luv". Poor Toba will be wondering about his thread "it was fuckin In Bruges yesterday, now this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Sundays on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Speaking of which, A professor in Zurich accidentally showed porn to his class during a lecture. http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr06/2/5/enhanced-buzz-32503-1393757648-34.jpg He forgot to unplug his laptop from the overhead projector and inadvertently projected pornography onto the wall as a result. The professor was caught searching for pictures of naked women without arms or legs, according to Swiss newspaper 20 minutes.  The professor, who had worked at the university for 40 years, has been sacked for watching pornography on a work computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Of course he couldn't have been searching for normal porn, it had to be amputee porn he'd of been into the lizard women in all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 speaking of no legs oscar pistorious trial begins tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The topic changes are fast and furious in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Isn't it the Oscars tonight? In other news, Yank teen fucks cheese toastie. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4885133/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12448 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Life lessons learnt mind, better wrap up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Roses are red Violets are glorious Never get up in the middle of the night for a piss If you live with Oscar Pistorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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