Monkeys Fist 38560 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 how long before you felt "normal" afterwards? did you find it took it out of you for a couple of weeks? I was 17- I was in the pub the next night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I was once hit on the head at work and knocked out and rushed to hospital. As I was slowly coming round I mumbled to this absolutely stunning nurse, "are my testicles black?" she looked a bit embarrassed but when I asked again she slowly lifted my bed sheet up and grabbed my family jewels in her hand moving slowly from side to side before telling me that no, my testicles weren't black. As I became a bit more coherent I said, "that's lovely, but I said "have my tests come back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Not knocked out cold but I was out for a week after my accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I was once hit on the head at work and knocked out and rushed to hospital. As I was slowly coming round I mumbled to this absolutely stunning nurse, "are my testicles black?" she looked a bit embarrassed but when I asked again she slowly lifted my bed sheet up and grabbed my family jewels in her hand moving slowly from side to side before telling me that no, my testicles weren't black. As I became a bit more coherent I said, "that's lovely, but I said "have my tests come back?" Is this a fantasy..? Class, if true; coulda been a Carry On script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 'class if true' :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I never like to rule anything out! You never know with some of the weirdos on here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 'class if true':lol: The old ones are the best. And I don't mean nurses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 First rule of Fight Club. Parky, sounds pretty close to what my Dad went through just before Christmas. T-boned on the driver's side, medically induced coma for little over a month. Doing much better now, but a road ahead with rehab for multiple pelvis fractures, etc. Closest I have been is being submarined on my bike by a Cadillac. Up over the hood then about 20 feet through the gravel. Think I was out momentarily but mostly just remember picking gravel out of my leg on the way to the Doctor's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobH 0 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I convinced one of my mates in primary school to judo flip me cause he was boasting about learning how. He fucked it up and dropped me on my head on the hardwood floor. We didn't tell anyone until about two hours after it happened when I still couldn't see properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 The old ones are the best. And I don't mean nurses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 3 times I think. First time my sister pushed me down the stairs, I went blind for about an hour. Second time I was working at an ice rink, they always had a game of British Bulldog and the stewards would start as the chasers. Was chasing this lass and we were both skating pretty quick, just as I am about to catch up with her she stops dead and raises her arm. Her elbow smashes me straight in the eye and I go down like a sack of shit, sliding across the rink apparently had to be carried off on a trolley thing. Thankfully her best mate went to my school so when I turned up on Monday morning with a massive black eye everyone knew I had been knocked out by a lass Third time I was headbutted in a pub and the back of my head hit the wall behind me. Pulled some blokes missus, only I didn't know she had a fella, cheers love. Don't think I have ever suffered any side effects though, well the rating Amdy Faye before he signed is the only obvious one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 3 times I think. First time my sister pushed me down the stairs, I went blind for about an hour. Second time I was working at an ice rink, they always had a game of British Bulldog and the stewards would start as the chasers. Was chasing this lass and we were both skating pretty quick, just as I am about to catch up with her she stops dead and raises her arm. Her elbow smashes me straight in the eye and I go down like a sack of shit, sliding across the rink apparently had to be carried off on a trolley thing. Thankfully her best mate went to my school so when I turned up on Monday morning with a massive black eye everyone knew I had been knocked out by a lass Third time I was headbutted in a pub and the back of my head hit the wall behind me. Pulled some blokes missus, only I didn't know she had a fella, cheers love. Don't think I have ever suffered any side effects though, well the rating Amdy Faye before he signed is the only obvious one. Fuck sake, you've been in the wars... Lost vision for an hour though, that sounds bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 You see a light tunnel and you have to ask to come back and then I regained consciousness. Aye, you were driving through the channel tunnel at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 You see a light tunnel and you have to ask to come back and then I regained consciousness. Parky. "It's not my time yet, I need to see Ben Arfa hold down a regular place first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) It's all in slow motion and you're in a kind of space that is actually everything all at once. Hard to describe. Edited March 15, 2014 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34167 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 3 times I think. First time my sister pushed me down the stairs, I went blind for about an hour. Second time I was working at an ice rink, they always had a game of British Bulldog and the stewards would start as the chasers. Was chasing this lass and we were both skating pretty quick, just as I am about to catch up with her she stops dead and raises her arm. Her elbow smashes me straight in the eye and I go down like a sack of shit, sliding across the rink apparently had to be carried off on a trolley thing. Thankfully her best mate went to my school so when I turned up on Monday morning with a massive black eye everyone knew I had been knocked out by a lass Third time I was headbutted in a pub and the back of my head hit the wall behind me. Pulled some blokes missus, only I didn't know she had a fella, cheers love. Don't think I have ever suffered any side effects though, well the rating Amdy Faye before he signed is the only obvious one. 3 times, and 2 of those by lasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 3 times, and 2 of those by lasses. Just call me Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26606 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) I once saw a deputy head knocked clean out for asking a crestfallen kid if he 'was one of the idiots on the pitch?' (put this one in the 'class if true' category for the benefit of Rayvin). Edited March 16, 2014 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I once saw a deputy head knocked clean out for asking a crestfallen kid if he 'was one of the idiots on the pitch?' (put this one in the 'class if true' category for the benefit of Rayvin). Goddammit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Knocked myself out on the low beam in a narrow boat, because I'm an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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