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Harry Potter is our friend, is our friend, is our friend

Harry Potter is our friend, he shoots wizards.

Shoots the fuckers with his wand, with his wand, with his wand

Shoots the fuckers with his wand, Harry Potter.

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"What are you doing today son?"

"I'm going to go on a rival's website and try and get a rise out of them, Dad"

"Aren't sunderland going down though?"

"Aye"

"And aren't they staying up?"

"Aye"

"Aren't they a bigger club with more fans, a better history and better players and all that?"

"Aye"

"So how are you going to get a rise from them?"

"Well, you're going to love this, one of their fans, kind of/sort of looks like Harry Potter"

"..."

"Classic, right?"

"Shit son, I think I literally fucked your brains out"

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Was Daddy's cock the Mackem who was photographed on the beach with his SAFC shirt on? The pic that was photoshopped with Wearside Jack and other stuff added? From memory the Mackem on that pic had no business taking the piss out of anyone for their looks.

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Was Daddy's cock the Mackem who was photographed on the beach with his SAFC shirt on? The pic that was photoshopped with Wearside Jack and other stuff added? From memory the Mackem on that pic had no business taking the piss out of anyone for their looks.

 

Was he not called Reece or Rice or something like that?

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Really touchy on here like. Its just a funny picture

You just get your head around playing the likes of Doncaster and Watford next season. Never mind worrying about look a likes.

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Speaking of really touchy, how's your Dad?

:lol:

 

I thought the op was reasonably funny tbh

 

also his sn is kind of disturbing and should be changed for my delicate sensibilities. for some reason I keep associating it with that 'daddy or chips' telly advert.

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