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I'm nee John Holmes, but I get by with what I've got reasonably well.

 

I have a theory which basically states the uglier your head is, the bigger your cock is. Taking this as fact I'd expect someone like the fish to be offered jobs in porn.

 

Anyway, the more I think about it, the more people with big chods think they're something special and arse arrogant cunts. There's a FEW ON here, that would make sense about.

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:lol: This is an awesome thread, mind.

 

Are we meant to reveal or is it all hypothetical? I heard (at the age of 11) that if was twice your foot size divided and then divided by three (in inches).

 

With that said, I always thought the really arrogant people were those who were overcompensating. If you're confident that's one thing, but making a point of people knowing you're confident is a mask for insecurity.

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I was on a date with a bird last week. She got a bit drunk and towards the end of the evening brazenly asked how big my cock was...not in length but girth.

 

I then made my wanking claw for which she stuck her fingers through and said "MMMm, nice". I dont think i'll see her again cos I made the hole twice as big as it really was.

Edited by Holden McGroin

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Couple of years ago we were out and I can only assume one mate of mine clocked the others champion cock in the bogs. The owner of said monster is one of those guys who has absolutely no clue when it comes to girls.

 

First mate comes out and says "You should see the size of his cock. It's always the fuckers that don't know what to do with it that get the massive ones. My bird would love that." :lol:

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I was on a date with a bird last week. She got a bit drunk and towards the end of the evening brazenly asked how big my cock was...not in length but girth.

 

I then made my wanking claw for which she stuck her fingers through and said "MMMm, nice". I dont think i'll see her again cos I made the hole twice as big as it really was.

 

:lol: You could take a lesson from the club in lowering expectations.

 

Plus if that's the sort of thing she's up to on a first date then you've know chance of touching the sides anyway.

Edited by ewerk

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Stevie has a roomful of people going for his groin, and is taking a poll on lad sizes ;)

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I was on a date with a bird last week. She got a bit drunk and towards the end of the evening brazenly asked how big my cock was...not in length but girth.

 

I then made my wanking claw for which she stuck her fingers through and said "MMMm, nice". I dont think i'll see her again cos I made the hole twice as big as it really was.

Surely you fucked her at the end of the date so she knows how big it now though?

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