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If you're worried about this lass doctor seeing your package tomorrow Stevie just give it a little rub before you go in. I don't think "it's because I'm not an ugly cunt" is going to wash with her

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I like to take cold baths and drink a lot, I've managed to get from a walnut whip down to a nice silky butter bean - finally I'm at peace with myself and can lay back and enjoy a joyous sex life with an array of domineering ladies.

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Better hope for Monkeys Fist's sake it's the size of King Kong's first and not the size of his actual cock, considering a gorilla averages a 2 inch cock...

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Better hope for Monkeys Fist's sake it's the size of King Kong's first and not the size of his actual cock, considering a gorilla averages a 2 inch cock...

:D

Aye but Kong was 50ft, which is just under ten times the size of a normal silverback.

 

 

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Aye but Kong was 50ft, which is just under ten times the size of a normal silverback.

 

 

:whistle:

Fair point.

 

We've already thought about this far too much. :lol:

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Mine brings lasses to tears but that's just the smell.

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This you then?

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"All would have gone well were it not the fact Gareth dangerously neglects his lower-body hygiene.

Within three weeks the sugary residue had combined with his penile filth to create a scanned crust"

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