Park Life 70 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Do doctors have strong immune systems because of all the stuff you're exposed to or weak ones from the constant battles? Second highest suicide rate after farmers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Second highest suicide rate after farmers. And anaesthetists are up there with psychiatrists for the specialty most likely to top themselves. I think the shrinks are more likely to have a go but we're better at getting the job done, as you'd expect really. I don't know NJS but I'm very rarely ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Reached Spain (Madrid)...Nurse gone down with it...Procedures blamed. I'd say it's time to stop all flights from infected zones. and time to start buying arms and ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastles-royal-victoria-infirmary-standby-7902188 It's coming! As long as it stays on that side of the river we'll be okay here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Interesting that we're sudenly stopping people at Heathrow, running exercises etc etc Surely nothing to do with UKIP wiping the Tories this week.... (for previous see "Tanks to Heathrow" - passim) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 is this virus close to a zombie apocalypse cause i heard two people died and then came back to life at a funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34161 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 is this virus close to a zombie apocalypse cause i heard two people died and then came back to life at a funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Wonder if j69 has had his training? Probably not what he envisaged when he was a little girl dreaming of being a nurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Yep, just spent the week in 'how to cure the body of Ebola through the power of psychiatric input' training. PMA all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26147 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 is this virus close to a zombie apocalypse cause i heard two people died and then came back to life at a funeral. Don't be taking any chances. If they look anything like a zombie then don't think twice and aim for the head. Zombie appearances are expected to peak at the end of this month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 oh great were all doomed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I'd be ok in a zombie apocalypse, I'd take no chances and just shoot all the blokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastles-royal-victoria-infirmary-standby-7902188 It's coming! As long as it stays on that side of the river we'll be okay here So basically if anyone gets Ebola they send them up north first? Ugh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13943 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 So basically if anyone gets Ebola they send them up north first? Ugh.... It's like fracking, only organic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 So basically if anyone gets Ebola they send them up north first? Ugh.... It's like sending them to the Wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 que? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 is this virus close to a zombie apocalypse cause i heard two people died and then came back to life at a funeral. Yeah they fell asleep at the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9929 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 At Terminal 2 in Madrid. There is an Air France flight on Tarmac surrounded by ambulances and men in protective suits. I'm boarding an Air France flight in 30 minutes. Not the best scenario I've ever been in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 At Terminal 2 in Madrid. There is an Air France flight on Tarmac surrounded by ambulances and men in protective suits. I'm boarding an Air France flight in 30 minutes. Not the best scenario I've ever been in. Just heard about that on the news... How are you with a bow and arrow? (the current weapon of choice for Zombie plague survivors) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 It's my weapon of choice tbh. I'm just watching a YouTube on how to fly a plane in case I need to take the controls on the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13943 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Sweating nervously at an airport gate while reading a "how to fly" manual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 The suntan and the beard aren't helping either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) At Terminal 2 in Madrid. There is an Air France flight on Tarmac surrounded by ambulances and men in protective suits. I'm boarding an Air France flight in 30 minutes. Not the best scenario I've ever been in. "Ebola Gay you should have stayed at home yesterday.." Edited October 16, 2014 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14511 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 "Ebola Gay you should have stayed at home yesterday.." Can't you get the train to France from Spain instead Chez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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