TheGoslingBeast 0 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 There's just no way we can beat Swansea with that one-dimensional being still in charge. He'll change nothing. His one braincell is finding it too tough making something work with the players we have. We'll get beaten comfortably. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=alfred+e+neuman&biw=1280&bih=800&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5mosVK_0IKOe7gaVk4GADg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#facrc=_&imgrc=4rs5l_M1TMNl2M%253A%3BiCENLqk2W2V2XM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Flaughingsquid.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252Fhopeless-20081027-135546.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Flaughingsquid.com%252Falfred-e-neuman-hopeless-poster-by-mad-magazine%252F%3B450%3B696 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincepie 0 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 There's just no way we can beat Swansea with that one-dimensional being still in charge.He'll change nothing.His one braincell is finding it too tough making something work with the players we have.We'll get beaten comfortably.Period. And the new manager is........Alan Curbishley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Identical line-up, 0-3 loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 297 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Fuck it Alan, go 4-4-2 and take it from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 4-4-fucking-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 297 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Sorry was being obscure. It reminded me of Mike Bassett football manager "Ladies and gentlemen England will be playing 4 4 fucking 2 thank you!" Â I currently think Mike Bassett is a better manager than Alan Pardew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) We should be playing 532 with the players we have. Two wingbacks bombing on as Jan and Haddy like to do and is clearly in their nature from what I've seen so far. It would compensate for our uncreative midfield. Edited October 2, 2014 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accadacca 0 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) There's just no way we can beat Swansea with that one-dimensional being still in charge. He'll change nothing. His one braincell is finding it too tough making something work with the players we have. We'll get beaten comfortably. Period. got a sneaky feeling for a draw - they aren't owt like the team of last season - Bony's spat his dummy out not getting a move and looks half the player he was - Gomis is getting infront of him now. The pace of Dyer and Routledge is the worry added to Janmatt's diabolical defending. Edited October 2, 2014 by accadacca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26118 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 they aren't owt like the team of last season  They certainly aren't. They're in 5th place, much better than last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26118 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 And the new manager is........Alan Curbishley  At least he's not black, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38512 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3176 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I honestly don't think Pardew could get us a win with 5-5-2 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) We should be playing 532 with the players we have. Two wingbacks bombing on as Jan and Haddy like to do and is clearly in their nature from what I've seen so far. It would compensate for our uncreative midfield.I'm worried Pardew will suddenly try and play on the deck around Swansea instead of using our height advantage  A 532 would certainly encourage the full backs to get forward and cross, but are they good enough at crossing the ball? And is Rivière (who seems likely to start) good enough in the air?  How about a wide 433? Look to hit the flanks with high balls. Rivière and Gouffran (because of a lack of better options) to play wide, challenging the Swansea fullbacks for for headers and high balls. A solid combative midfield 3 of Tiote, Colback and Sissoko, the latter charged with getting forward to support a central Cisse when possible. Tiote sitting just in front of a flat back four. Edited October 2, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 @fish aythings got to be worth a go because if we dont start picking up points soon that gap at the bottom will start opening up. Once that happens we're in big trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-set-stick-same-7867160 Sticking with the same set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Swansea 17/20. Free money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19716 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 may as well, it's looked good so far hasn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-set-stick-same-7867160 Sticking with the same set up. Â :lol: Â "Um gunnah show sum faif wiv vu frust and fret of vu lads whut huz bwought uz diz fahr as soona or layta a stopped cock tells du rite time." Â What a fucking goon. I am going to drink a bottle of Champagne on the rollercoaster on Brighton Pier when this cunt goes. Edited October 2, 2014 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Comfortable win against a complacent Swansea. Pardew brushes off the haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) How about a wide 433? Look to hit the flanks with high balls. Rivière and Gouffran (because of a lack of better options) to play wide, challenging the Swansea fullbacks for for headers and high balls. A solid combative midfield 3 of Tiote, Colback and Sissoko, the latter charged with getting forward to support a central Cisse when possible. Tiote sitting just in front of a flat back four.I think that's pretty much the formation that we've been trying so far? Gouffran's supposed to have been wide left and either Cabella moving out to the right or Sissoko moving up and out to the right. I just think it's too complicated for Pardew to make it work. It would require some actual attacking coaching to make any of these formations work. Pardew doesn't know how to do that and thinks only magic brings it together. I can't see him ever making anything other than 4-4-2 work but we really don't have the players for that. Our only real wingers are Obertan (worst player ever), Sammy (an Ameobi which I think says it all) and Aarons who's injured.  And Gouffran has to be dropped now. He's been pathetic since Christmas. Edited October 2, 2014 by David Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Â :lol: Â "Um gunnah show sum faif wiv vu frust and fret of vu lads whut huz bwought uz diz fahr as soona or layta a stopped cock tells du rite time." Â What a fucking goon. I am going to drink a bottle of Champagne on the rollercoaster on Brighton Pier when this cunt goes. Get it up on YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19716 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I think that's pretty much the formation that we've been trying so far? Gouffran's supposed to have been wide left and either Cabella moving out to the right or Sissoko moving up and out to the right. Â I just think it's too complicated for Pardew to make it work. It would require some actual attacking coaching to make any of these formations work. Pardew doesn't know how to do that and thinks only magic brings it together. I can't see him ever making anything other than 4-4-2 work but we really don't have the players for that. Our only real wingers are Obertan (worst player ever), Sammy (an Ameobi which I think says it all) and Aarons who's injured. Â And Gouffran has to be dropped now. He's been pathetic since Christmas. Â who for though? not exactly blessed with options off the bench. not that i'm trying to defend gouffran in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 who for though? not exactly blessed with options off the bench. not that i'm trying to defend gouffran in any way.Cisse, Perez, Armstong, even Sammy tbh. I know our options are limited but he's offering the square root of fuck all at the minute. Not that I believe that's totally his fault mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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