wykikitoon 16462 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 So are you going to sit at your computer with your head down while everyone gets their presents? No, its given out after our 'annual curry' where I will be going to the pub with the other half dozen who dont want to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Finally, a Christmas jumper I can commit to: https://teespring.com/eu-christmas-jumper#pid=378&cid=100090&sid=front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4948 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17525 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 They all do I'm just not sure which one is getting this particular present. Is that not a bran tub then. At my old job we only knew the gender of the recipient. Our oldest member of female staff got my nipple tassels and edible panties. She wasn't impressed. I was sweating it a bit because it was potentially a sacking offence. Managed to remain anonymous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4948 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 :lol: That's actually heroic if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 True to character that he turned into a crumbling wreck afterwards as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 All panties are edible [/j69] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5874 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Sniffable Shirley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5874 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Anyone else working Christmas Day this year? I'm on an 8am-3pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 I am. Not really, off from the 17th until the 3rd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26581 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Certain professions you must know you'll hit a shift on Christmas day every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 17, 2016 Author Share Posted November 17, 2016 Even I'm not working Christmas Day this year Or Christmas Eve, or NYE or NYD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5874 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Certain professions you must know you'll hit a shift on Christmas day every now and then. Every other Christmas in my job unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3648 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Got dragged into a secret santa after being at this job for 2 months a couple of years ago. I got given a lass I had never met, was told by everyone I asked that she was a goer and loved a bit of racy stuff. Thought fuck it, I work out on site and never see any of the office ppl. Bought her some "sexy" chocolates when I was monged in Blackpool one weekend. Put them in the box and forgot about it. (I got a scarf). Thought nowt of it until the xmas party when she pulled me up about it and I had to tactfully explain that everyone said she was game as fuck. She gives me the fucking stink eye every time I see her now, the bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19716 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Certain professions you must know you'll hit a shift on Christmas day every now and then. Only if there's an assassination or a tsunami or something for me, so I'm usually ok. Though this is 2016 so I fully expect to be covering the first day of the nuclear holocaust on December 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3176 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Is that not a bran tub then. At my old job we only knew the gender of the recipient. Our oldest member of female staff got my nipple tassels and edible panties. She wasn't impressed. I was sweating it a bit because it was potentially a sacking offence. Managed to remain anonymous. Unless I'm mistaken Martin was making an innuendo and I was playing along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38505 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Unless I'm mistaken it's fucking November. Solidarity, Brother Wyki, solidarity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30212 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Every other Christmas in my job unfortunately What is it you do again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2400 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I believe he's a boring cunt if I'm not mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30212 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I have a Christmas Jumper because you can talk to thick lasses about it and after all, Christmas is about emptying sacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30212 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Me and Tooj went for a pre-Xmas drink about 2 or 3 years ago and we seemed to be the only two blokes in The Tyne not wearing Xmas jumpers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19716 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 humbug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30212 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Remember that absinthe btw, Tooj? I've made some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26109 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 You make your own absinthe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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