Andrew 4183 Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: I’ll ponder your question once I finish my roast potatoes, turnip and New Zealand lamb Enjoy it while you can, we'll need a new FTA with New Zealand once we're out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38572 Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 39 minutes ago, ewerk said: FFS, does that mean that between now and Christmas every night is pub night? As if Bunter will be able to keep his trotters off them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: As if Bunter will be able to keep his trotters off them Alas it was a combination of my birthday and daughters graduation on Friday so still recovering and unable to face alcohol at the minute. Normal service will be resumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16498 Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Heard about the epileptic Santa? He Seizure whilst you're sleeping 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38572 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Two snowmen in the garden, one looks at the other, sniffs the air, and says, ” Can you smell carrots?” Aaaanyway, Christmas tree and house decs are going up right now in the new gaff. Its so stressful, me and Mrs. F. are hammering the Lovely Sherries like there’s no tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26624 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 On 04/12/2018 at 13:27, wykikitoon said: Heard about the epileptic Santa? He Seizure whilst you're sleeping Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? They reckon he sold his soul to Santa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38572 Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? They reckon he sold his soul to Santa. We have standards, man, standards. Granted, they’re pretty low, but standards nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 04/12/2018 at 13:27, wykikitoon said: Heard about the epileptic Santa? He Seizure whilst you're sleeping Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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