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Monkeys Fist

Tino Asprilla

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"I knew nothing. I’d only been to London before – and to Leeds because they tried to sign me. But the women were divine....I don’t know how many girlfriends I had in Newcastle. At the beginning I didn’t even understand what they said...."

 

What a bloke!

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That time he ripped off George Reynolds for his air and hotel bills when he come over here to watch us play takes some beating :lol:

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"I knew nothing. I’d only been to London before – and to Leeds because they tried to sign me. But the women were divine....I don’t know how many girlfriends I had in Newcastle. At the beginning I didn’t even understand what they said...."

 

What a bloke!

 

:lol:

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In the article Tino has a go at the bloke who wrote it for not shagging any lasses who were at his party. :lol:

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The journalist responded by saying he was in a happy relationship and Tino responded with his favourite English insult. Fucking wanker. :lol:

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I remember seeing him stroll to the front of the queue at legends with a couple of birds draped on each arm, whilst wearing a white suit. The stuff of dreams lol

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Told this story on here before, but my sister's friend went to a party at his house where he sat in his underpants playing the bongos to Madonna's La Isla Bonita on repeat. He took the odd break to point at a lass, give her the curly finger and take her to his bedroom. Then it was La Isla Bonita and bongo duty all over again.

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"Training ring for his dancing horses"

 

For the man that has everything :lol:

Edited by Dr Gloom

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I can picture one of Tino's parties to be like scene from fear and loathing in las vegas

 

Tino on the bongos, Nobby on the trumpet.. and Keith Gillespie taking bets on birds in the corner..

Edited by zerosum

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