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Tino Asprilla

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"I knew nothing. I’d only been to London before – and to Leeds because they tried to sign me. But the women were divine....I don’t know how many girlfriends I had in Newcastle. At the beginning I didn’t even understand what they said...."


What a bloke!



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  • 1 month later...

Told this story on here before, but my sister's friend went to a party at his house where he sat in his underpants playing the bongos to Madonna's La Isla Bonita on repeat. He took the odd break to point at a lass, give her the curly finger and take her to his bedroom. Then it was La Isla Bonita and bongo duty all over again.

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