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My penis just died.... :yes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can I bury it in your pussy? :rolleyes:

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My penis just died....  :yes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can I bury it in your pussy?  :rolleyes:

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No place on this forum for crude and offensive jokes tbh. :o

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My penis just died....  :o

 

 

Can I bury it in your pussy?  :rolleyes:

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No place on this forum for crude and offensive jokes tbh. ;)

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Come on, admit it...you'd get the hots if someone said that to you :yes

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My penis just died....  :yes

 

 

Can I bury it in your pussy?  :rolleyes:

 

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Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up.

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Hi, my names Asprilla Foreskin. Would you like to catch a mov.... wot?.... why are you looking at me like that? is it cos I is suven? wot yoo want? Always bullying me yoo norveners!

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My penis just died....  :o

 

 

Can I bury it in your pussy?  :rolleyes:

 

81533[/snapback]

 

Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up.

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Fuck off you boring motherfucking cunt :yes

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Hi, my names Asprilla Foreskin. Would you like to catch a mov.... wot?.... why are you looking at me like that? is it cos I is suven? wot yoo want? Always bullying me yoo norveners!

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Good luck pulling you overweight loser! :rolleyes:

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My penis just died....  :o

 

 

Can I bury it in your pussy?  :rolleyes:

 

81533[/snapback]

 

Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up.

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BTW..that was a pretty unprovoked attack. I don't remember insulting you. Did you just think..."I know, I'll slag someone off on the internet"? Do you feel manly?

 

Fucking loser :yes

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My "mate" swears this works:

 

"I can fuck my way out of a cardboard box"

 

Whereas another aquaintance of mine prefers:

 

"You're the least stinking of your group, do you want to come home with me, so I can wash you?"

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My penis just died....  ;)

 

 

Can I bury it in your pussy?  :lol:

 

81533[/snapback]

 

Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up.

81534[/snapback]

 

BTW..that was a pretty unprovoked attack. I don't remember insulting you. Did you just think..."I know, I'll slag someone off on the internet"? Do you feel manly?

 

Fucking loser ;)

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What it doesn't have one of these :mellow: so you get in a huff?

You're not the quickest are you? :huh:

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My penis just died....  ;)

 

 

Can I bury it in your pussy?  :lol:

 

81533[/snapback]

 

Seeing you have been dead from the neck up for some time, it is only appropriate that your cock catches up.

81534[/snapback]

 

BTW..that was a pretty unprovoked attack. I don't remember insulting you. Did you just think..."I know, I'll slag someone off on the internet"? Do you feel manly?

 

Fucking loser ;)

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What it doesn't have one of these :mellow: so you get in a huff?

You're not the quickest are you? :huh:

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Oh..I see...you were "joking".....Ok! So was I!!!

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