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Must tick the following boxes to be considered by Fat Mike:

  • Doesn't want to be involved in transfers
  • Won't ask for investment
  • Is totally unambitious and content with 'just surviving' in the Prem
  • Will never question ze fuhrer
  • Hasn't any strong link with Newcastle

That should narrow it down...

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Must tick the following boxes to be considered by Fat Mike:

  • Doesn't want to be involved in transfers
  • Won't ask for investment
  • Is totally unambitious and content with 'just surviving' in the Prem
  • Will never question ze fuhrer
  • Hasn't any strong link with Newcastle
That should narrow it down...

"Hello. Crystal Palace? About that deal we made last week for Alan...."

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You'd like to think he's had a look at Southampton bringing in Koeman and it's stirred something in his brain regards the value of a proper manager.

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You'd like to think he's had a look at Southampton bringing in Koeman and it's stirred something in his brain regards the value of a proper manager.

 

Or that we've started applying our player transfer policy to managers.

 

Pardew compensation = 2m

Bruce/Pulis/Sherwood appointment = 0m

Net profit = 2m

 

:spinwank:

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I'm open to offers, I know I could do a better job than Pardew.

Aa've bin aroond a bit an' aa'm a Geordie like.

Gimme the job.

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Carver and Stone won't be able to believe their luck if it's Beardsley as I would imagine that would entail his having to work with the current coaching team.

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He's unlikely to pull the players' wives. That's two. I thinK I'm done.

Obviously won't say 'we was' like Pardew, obviously. Will say obviously more often than the cockney wanker, obviously. That's three.

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What a MILF Secker was in her day.

Aided by how fucking ugly 95% of people on local to were back then. She was going up against Pam Royle's Pat Sharpe mullet and Wincy Willis

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