ULSTER MAG 0 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Thank f**k you didn't include Fat Man Andy Woodman. He has to be the worst goalkeeping coach in the EPL. Carver and Stone are not much better. Carver, Stone and the rest of the coaching staff need to go too, totally inept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Where does this perception that the relatively faceless coaching staff are fuckin useless come from?..... It's all a bit "guilty by association" iyam. Sir Bobby appointed Carver too. Was he useless then? He's a bit of an aggressive fucker, I'll give you that, he told a lad I know that he didn't want to talk to him very bluntly indeed in a hotel foyer in Kharkiv last year. But does that make him a bad coach? Was Carver playing Moussa wide instead of through the middle? Does ex England player Stone just put the cones out? Is Mourihno shit bacause he was never paid to play the game? Sir Bob made a coach out of him too. Seeing as we've whinged bitched and moaned to get Pardew out I think they deserve our full and unreserved support until they can they can be assessed one way or the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Thank-you Ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Had a spare couple quid in my betting account so chucked 1 each on ince and solskjaer at 66s. Hope it doesn't come in like but we all know Ashley loves appointing awful managers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 El Tel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 El Tel? He's about your age man. As I said Hoddle would be my choice. Personally though we'll end up with an intimidated Mike Ashley driven arselicker. I don't think in our history, or that of any other club, has a manager kissed the cheeks and indeed hole of their owner as much as Pards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Karanka's wiki:  http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aitor_Karanka  350 la liga appearances, almost 100 for Real Madrid, 1 cap for Spain. 3 years coaching Spain u16s and 3as assistant at Real Madrid.  Well am impressed, How much will Gibbo be paying him?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 He's about your age man. As I said Hoddle would be my choice. Personally though we'll end up with an intimidated Mike Ashley driven arselicker. I don't think in our history, or that of any other club, has a manager kissed the cheeks and indeed hole of their owner as much as Pards. He's thirty years older than me you cheeky cunt. But aye, he might be past it.  It's a damning indictment on the owner that he can't even hold onto a cheap, lickspittle, feckless gobshite like Pardew.  I can't imagine who he'll bring in tbh but it's most likely to be an outside bet (that Ashley's put £20k on). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 He's thirty years older than me you cheeky cunt. But aye, he might be past it. It's a damning indictment on the owner that he can't even hold onto a cheap, lickspittle, feckless gobshite like Pardew. I can't imagine who he'll bring in tbh but it's most likely to be an outside bet (that Ashley's put £20k on). He could've held onto him if he'd wanted to. The owner clearly saw the appeal in getting a decent wedge for compensation. That was the whole idea of giving him the 8 year contract anyway (as he'd just win manager of the year). His payoff wasn't his full contract if he got the bullet though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 aye, Anne Diamond was considered TV Totty back then. Mad Lizzy though. Sensational. Just thought of another one: Rusty Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) He could've held onto him if he'd wanted to. The owner clearly saw the appeal in getting a decent wedge for compensation. That was the whole idea of giving him the 8 year contract anyway (as he'd just win manager of the year). His payoff wasn't his full contract if he got the bullet though. Yeah of course he could, but the other element being Pardew leaving Newcastle for Palace. Edited December 30, 2014 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Yeah of course he could, but the other element bring Pardew leaving Newcastle for Palace. Aye, I know he's ex-palace but his wanting to go there does speak volumes about the state of our club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26178 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Nigel Worthington suddenly into 4/1 in most places. Still 14/1 with Skybet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Aye, I know he's ex-palace but his wanting to go there does speak volumes about the state of our club. I think Pardew would only have left here for a few places, I think only a few of those few would have him. I reckon he jacked in a thankless task because he hasn't the ability to do anything worthy of thanks. Palace job makes sense to the casual observer, and opens up that relegation-candidate-revolving door if he should fail to replicate Pulis' miracles. Â Reckon there are capable managers out there who can operate under MA's restrictions and bring better performances and results than Pardew did. Â We're still a club that'll attract a great number of good managers, imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerosum 234 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Nigel fucking Worthington??? Really?? Â have some sense Jabba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Seriously speculating who will be next at the helm is lunacy with Ashley overseeing the appointment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Bruceys one of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 God I hope it isn't that mutton headed alcy Bruce. The managers we've been linked to are quite depressing prospects. Lets hope fatty arbuckle takes some advice before acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38560 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Seriously speculating who will be next at the helm is lunacy with Ashley overseeing the appointment!This really ought to be projected on to the front of the Gallowgate end in huge letters. Â Â ( below a S***** D***** logo, naturally) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsaman7 0 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Better the devil you know. MA wont pay compensation. the new manager will have to be unemployed and probably have EPL experience. Personally I would give Peter Beardsley the job until the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30241 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Well, that was subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 MA's model simply won't work if he doesn't bring in enough quality/potential on the pitch. The players have been (barely) keeping Pardew in his job. We'll see how he gets on with the dross at Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) Remi Garde for me, Cabs. Either that or some other foreign lad who'll coach the lads Carr brings in and won't manage to regress the careers of promising international players. Edited December 30, 2014 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Give it to Ketsbaia with Asprilla as assistant and just go fucking mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5889 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Mention of Uwe Rosler. Sacked by Wigan 6 weeks ago for taking them into the bottom 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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