trophyshy 6432 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Saying 'he finished 5th once' is akin to me once shagging a 16 year old. It's utterly irrelevant now and highly unlikely to ever happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Just look at the comparisons between us and Villa. Their fans want Lambert out yet they aren't getting any stick and are being praised for standing up to Lerner etc. We got dogs abuse from other fans and pundits and the typical boring, wrong stereotypes came out in abundance when we wanted Pardew out then constantly got hit with the old 'he finished fifth once' line. This is what gets me. Man Utd fans were flying fucking planes over old trafford to get Moyes out, Arsenal fans wait for Wenger at train stations in order to abuse him personally (and throw wine at people, of all things), Villa are organising protests and demonstrations, Chelsea fans hounded Benitez on a hugely personal level despite him doing a good fucking job for them, and Man City fans don't even fucking turn up; and yet we still get all the shit about being abusive and impatient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34348 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Saying 'he finished 5th once' is akin to me once shagging a 16 year old. It's utterly irrelevant now and highly unlikely to ever happen again. The defence rests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 That Charnley interview was depressing. It was all political weasel speak and doesn't inspire hope for anything other than mediocrity. A year left before Ashley cuts and runs for the Rangers? Can't come soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 That Charnley interview was depressing. It was all political weasel speak and doesn't inspire hope for anything other than mediocrity. A year left before Ashley cuts and runs for the Rangers? Can't come soon enough. He did state in there that Ashley selling up wasn't on the cards at all...I know that doesn't necessarily mean anything but even so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3187 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 He did state in there that Ashley selling up wasn't on the cards at all...I know that doesn't necessarily mean anything but even so. How about Ashley dying is that on the cards at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 How about Ashley dying is that on the cards at all? He's probably rich enough to be one of the first people to benefit from life extension technology, knowing our luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 How about Ashley dying is that on the cards at all? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY3ByY38QNg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I'm thinking of manufacturing Ashley Voodoo Dolls complete with needles & pins. I would expect to get a good return on my investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 He did state in there that Ashley selling up wasn't on the cards at all...I know that doesn't necessarily mean anything but even so. I wouldn't trust him to give a straight answer on that even if he knew it.... that and I have to have something to hope for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Understandable. Without hope there's no conceivable reason why any of us would continue with this I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 They are making a good fist of destroying all our hope though aren't they! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I've no hope in regard to the club. Surely this is the norm on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 If I had no hope at all I suppose I wouldn't bother with this place or Newcastle United in general. I've no hope that these cunts will do anything positive other than someday fuck off though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 A professional club ran by amateurs no wonder we're a laughing stock. Charnley & Ashley are the Laurel & Hardy of football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Carvers the bookies favourite to get the permanent job since Charnleys statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8980 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Carvers the bookies favourite to get the permanent job since Charnleys statement.That's just reflecting betting patterns mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) Being honest though, the bookies clearly have no idea what's going on. Edited January 21, 2015 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38698 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I wish for some better wallpaper. What I want to know is what's happened to the Pardew money? Saying 'he finished 5th once' is akin to me once shagging a 16 year old. It's utterly irrelevant now and highly unlikely to ever happen again. Is the only sane approach to this entire episode of megafuckwittery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Ryder says we're facing "one of the biggest" backroom compo payouts if we ditch Carver, Stone etc then mentions a paltry £2m figure Chronicle back in the club's pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Being honest though, the bookies clearly have no idea what's going on. Neither does anyone at the fucking club, especially the players on matchday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) This stuff is Beyond the Thunderdome of Globalfuckwitterty. Edited January 21, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Ryder says we're facing "one of the biggest" backroom compo payouts if we ditch Carver, Stone etc then mentions a paltry £2m figure Chronicle back in the club's pocket We have hardly any staff, I'd think the post Allardyce clear out would take some beating tbh. Footballs unbelievable when you think of the money useless pricks like Carver and Stone are on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Those monkeys are on peanuts. We need a proper year 0 approach with the backroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) Those monkeys are on peanuts. We need a proper year 0 approach with the backroom. Absolutely correct. We can sack the entire coaching staff and using the Pardew compo still be £1.5m up. However I expect that won't be seen as "value" in the "medium term" so not a penny will be spent getting rid of the useless fuckers. Edited January 21, 2015 by Kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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