Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/football/gallery/2015/may/05/the-gallery-john-carver?CMP=fb_ot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) not being a useless gum flapping deflated space hopper filled with shit... Also, he should also stop paying his gas bill, it'll give him a strong sense of the extra motivation he needs to keep the job. Edited May 5, 2015 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/football/gallery/2015/may/05/the-gallery-john-carver?CMP=fb_ot Most of them are canny. There must have only been 6 sent in mind going off the last one, what a shit show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26237 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Apparently Louis Spence is interested in the job. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-offered-services-champions-league-9188813 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26237 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 United’s managing director Lee Charnley asked Carver three questions – could he handle the criticism, keep the team up and win back the dressing room. The head coach, who did not offer his resignation on Sunday or Monday, answered yes to all three and that satisfied the demands of Charnley I don't know whether to or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I don't know whether to or Jesus titty fucking Christ. https://plotagon.com/59840 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 It would be unbelievable if we didn't know these blokes. Terrifying that they're running a football club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Jesus wept, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Right, if Lee Charnley doesn't know that the answer to all of those is "no" and is so petrified of making a decision/actually doing some fucking work, we're doomed. Doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34347 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 "Well John....I must admit I didn't expect three yesses. But I couldn't be happier with the result, THE JOB'S YOURS MATE! Now get out there and win those last three matches, ya big daft spastic!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I mean... is Charnley actually qualified? Like, seriously qualified? Does he have a background in management? Or football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34347 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 He wears personality glasses. What more do you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/who-lee-charnley-man-charge-6772955 He sounds like an absolutely terrified individual. Of life in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34347 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 From Freddie's tea boy to the top. It's your classic rags to riches story. Somebody stick his fucking head on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) He wears personality glasses. What more do you want? Maybe we still pay him the same wage he got when he was Freddie's tea man? Good value if he is tbh, although for the amount of decisions he has actually made we should have just put the tea kettle in his role. The Tea kettles silence might have driven Carver to quit as he thought it was playing hardball and he ended up speaking first. Edited May 6, 2015 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 From Freddie's tea boy to the top. It's your classic rags to riches story. Somebody stick his fucking head on there. Great film and theme tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34347 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 all of your favourite films are from the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8978 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The man is completely out of his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9985 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I would imagine todays press conference should be absolutely marvellous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The man's an arsehole. He looks like one aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30338 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 How does something being hand written stop it being a publicity stunt in any case? Apart from the fact it could have been produced subsequently, it does make any difference anyway. Incidentally it, for some reaseon, reminds me of the Viz Book of Crap Jokes. Famous people on the toilet, Neville Chamberlain "I have in my hand a piece of paper...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8978 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) I would imagine todays press conference should be absolutely marvellous It's happened de Jong has a knock Aarons played last night and should feature Cisse is training and should feature Dummett should feature, but there are still concerns. Carver has Ashley & Charnley's backing and that's all that matters Carver brought Colo's "handwritten" letter to prove it wasn't a PR stunt Edited May 7, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "I still think i'm the best coach in the premier league of getting no points from the last 21" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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