Dr Gloom 19817 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-howey-believes-decision-been-9080722 Thinks Carvers been given the full time job. hilarious if true. i'd be laughing my tits off if i were the fan of another club. its like when those muppets that ran blackburn stuck with steve kean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'm not a gambler as such, but if they appoint Carver I'm getting money on relegation next season. Even if we get relegated this season first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Oh well, if Steve Howey says so... It won't be Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 It certainly defies all logic, reason and common sense to appoint Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Oh well, if Steve Howey says so... It won't be Carver. The evidence seems to point to Carver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 The evidence seems to point to Carver. Really? What evidence is this like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 The evidence seems to point to Carver. More than Remi Garde certainly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Oh well, if Steve Howey says so... It won't be Carver. you know you're setting yourself up for a spectacular fall here, fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26299 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 hilarious if true. i'd be laughing my tits off if i were the fan of another club. its like when those muppets that ran blackburn stuck with steve kean That reminds me. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/33041-leon-best-to-blackburn/?view=findpost&p=1094213 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 More than Remi Garde certainly Never said it would 100% be Garde, just someone more of his ilk, than of Carver's you know you're setting yourself up for a spectacular fall here, fish. Might be, but have you read Howey's "insight"? He's stuck in the 90s man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Really? What evidence is this like? Ashley is a cunt and does stupid cunt things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Ashley is a cunt and does stupid cunt things. Well, there is that I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Never said it would 100% be Garde, just someone more of his ilk, than of Carver's Might be, but have you read Howey's "insight"? He's stuck in the 90s man. i just find it weird that you're so confident it won't be carver, and that it's more likely to be someone like garde or of his ilk. ashley has shown time and time again that he will surpass our lowest expectations. i'm all for keeping the faith, but not as long as this cunt is making the calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 That reminds me. http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/33041-leon-best-to-blackburn/?view=findpost&p=1094213 psychic stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 that baines one was the best like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 i just find it weird that you're so confident it won't be carver, and that it's more likely to be someone like garde or of his ilk. ashley has shown time and time again that he will surpass our lowest expectations. i'm all for keeping the faith, but not as long as this cunt is making the calls. If Carver had coached any kind of performances or flukes any kind of results from these games then maybe. But people saying we'll install Carver as the permanent manager are ignoring the irrefutable fact; Ashley wants premier league football played at the stadium bearing his logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 If Carver had coached any kind of performances or flukes any kind of results from these games then maybe. But people saying we'll install Carver as the permanent manager are ignoring the irrefutable fact; Ashley wants premier league football played at the stadium bearing his logo. ...yes, and he wants it on the the cheapest possible budget with yes men that will do what they're told. so in that sense, carver fits the bill, particularly if he keeps us up this time around. not saying he'll definitely get it. but i certainly wouldn't rule him out of the running like you are. we have too much experience with ashley's bizarre decision-making. you're in danger if ending up with egg on your face here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 It's beyond mental that our entire system, if you can call it that, of bringing in unproven foreigners and adapting them to our league is probably going to be headed up by John Carver next season. the bloke tucks his t-shirt into his tracksuit bottoms ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 ...yes, and he wants it on the the cheapest possible budget with yes men that will do what they're told. so in that sense, carver fits the bill, particularly if he keeps us up this time around. not saying he'll definitely get it. but i certainly wouldn't rule him out of the running like you are. we have too much experience with ashley's bizarre decision-making. you're in danger if ending up with egg on your face here. He hasn't though, has he. Pardew magicked one of his unusual runs and that has us where we are. Carver hasn't "kept us up" he's done nothing to prove he could keep us up which is why I repeat; it won't be Carver. That's the trouble though isn't it, if I'm right, I'm right and nobody gives a toss (including me), if I'm wrong in predicting less than the very worst scenario I'm the idiot and everyone was just upset at the time. It's like the lads convinced we will be relegated every season, it's worth it for them if it happens once in a blue moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I tend to agree with Fish that I can't see it happening. There is still that slight doubt though as Ashley is a massive bellend and for all his business acumen seems to be pretty daft when it comes to the football side of things. My fear is that Carver will somehow manage to muster up a speech (penned by a crack team of Ryder and Stone) where he points out that the team survived this season despite a record breaking 11 losses in a row to end the season but things can't possibly be as bad after a summers training as a (further depleted) squad. Charnley will nod as he's not sure if he's allowed to say no in Ashley's presence and that football mastermind's agreement will convince Mike that Carvs is the man to storm into the 2015/16 season making it a record shattering one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 the bloke tucks his t-shirt into his tracksuit bottoms ffs. Someone on NO said he has a face like a punched lasagna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 'tracksuit manager' a.k.a manager of tracksuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26790 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I tend to agree with Fish that I can't see it happening. There is still that slight doubt though as Ashley is a massive bellend and for all his business acumen seems to be pretty daft when it comes to the football side of things. My fear is that Carver will somehow manage to muster up a speech (penned by a crack team of Ryder and Stone) where he points out that the team survived this season despite a record breaking 11 losses in a row to end the season but things can't possibly be as bad after a summers training as a (further depleted) squad. Charnley will nod as he's not sure if he's allowed to say no in Ashley's presence and that football mastermind's agreement will convince Mike that Carvs is the man to storm into the 2015/16 season making it a record shattering one. Or HMHM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Does Carver realise that his team are the team everyone wants to play,and that would probably be the case in every division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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