Gemmill 34371 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 it's nearly the weekend you arseholes. Wind your necks in and let's talk about how great I am. You go first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4206 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 it's nearly the weekend you arseholes. Wind your necks in and let's talk about how great I am. You go first. You're ok I wonder if Hammond will stay on? Wonder if we could lobby to get CT to replace him if he goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I wonder if Hammond will stay on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34371 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I met Ant when he was over a few weeks back. He's still in traction and is writing these posts via a voice-to-text converter pending recovery of all ten of his fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Gemmill finding new and innovative ways of pushing his pro-robotics agenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38704 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 it's nearly the weekend you arseholes. Wind your necks in and let's talk about how great I am. You go first. Don't be a ponce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 This is the best thread in ages I probably think Stevie's a bigger tit than most and Ant/Fish have nailed him tbf 'BUT' I still don't want you to leave. Have a few days off and come back man. There's far too much hate in your life for a guy who has faced death and come through it. This is the point your supposed to let all that shit go and live and let live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I once had piles like. Not a major issue but the Dr inflated my stomach and stuck a camera up my bot to make sure it wasn't anything worse. Fucking wrecked. Not as bad as the initial check like, I was wearing a face like Bishop Brennan when he'd been kicked up the arse for about a week. Violated. '' '' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3191 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Shut up you boring cunt. I can't be arsed to reply to a cowardly freak from Northern Ireland. I've asked to meet you a lot of times, I still would, I have no doubt you'd shake like a leaf and I'd genuinely feel sorry for you. Anyway, I hope you don't die or anything it's not your fault that you're the classic computer geek who will probably paid for sex. Anyway other people, If there was more on here like howmanheyman, who genuinely have a clue, it would be great. It was a good board 7 or 8 years ago, good laugh, actual football knowledgeable people. Fantastic. Anyway people this is my last post, I'm not dying, well till they say it comes back within 5 years but fuck that if it does I'll fight, and I'm positive about the future. This board is dead, it's probably how the internet is revolving though. All the best to the likes of Cat, HMHM, Tom who is a lovely kid to sit with, Alex and maybe 20 others but it's finished. Have good lives. Ant gets paid for sex? The big cocked bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8985 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I once had piles like. Not a major issue but the Dr inflated my stomach and stuck a camera up my bot to make sure it wasn't anything worse. Fucking wrecked. Not as bad as the initial check like, I was wearing a face like Bishop Brennan when he'd been kicked up the arse for about a week. Violated. '' '' What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 What? Aye they were pumping air in the fucker to have a look about with a Camera. I was a state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3191 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 What? Aye the shove a big bicycle pump up your arse and pump you up. It's quite painful. Then put elastic bands round your Johnny Giles to starve them of blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26740 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 No invite for me? Fuck that, admin, delete my account ya pack of geeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I'm just going to stick my thumb up your arse and put this tube in your mouth to 'inflate your stomach' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3191 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Aye they were pumping air in the fucker to have a look about with a Camera. I was a state It's still nothing compared to a camera up your tadger mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Aye fuck that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4206 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I once had piles like. Not a major issue but the Dr inflated my stomach and stuck a camera up my bot to make sure it wasn't anything worse. Fucking wrecked. Not as bad as the initial check like, I was wearing a face like Bishop Brennan when he'd been kicked up the arse for about a week. Violated. '' '' Well if your plan was to distract from whats been going on previously in the thread then...mission well and truly fucking accomplished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8985 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Fuck. That. What's next, leeches and throwing stones at the moon. Is there not an x-ray or a sonogram that'd do the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Well if your plan was to distract from whats been going on previously in the thread then...mission well and truly fucking accomplished! It was brought up previously and brought back traumatic memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34371 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 (edited) No invite for me? Fuck that, admin, delete my account ya pack of geeks!I wasn't in charge of invitations, I just turned up and looked pretty. Edited March 27, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26740 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 My diary was chocka block anyway whenever it was. Sniff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Meanwhile, deep down inside: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3191 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Meanwhile, deep down inside: Is that Tom after his pile exploration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Pretty much aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 hopefully less Top Gear does lead to more Gardening World Hooray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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