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We probably have the easiest 4 game run-in compared with teams below us but according to our current form it's not going to be easy.

Leicester - Away.

West Brom - Home.

QPR - Away.

West Ham - Home.

If we can't get at least 2 points from a possible 12 then we deserve to be relegated, Carver shot, Stone castrated, and Ashley hung.

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:lol: Aye you're spot on there Noelie, looking at them games if we lose all of them we would fully deserve relegation. I think Cisse offers the hope of some points tbh. I reckon the cheesy chip guzzlers are going down based on their run in.
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The trouble is, if we go down again this time, I don't think we will come strait back up, like we did last time. Because we'll be down there for long time to come, that's why I couldn't accept us going down again. Very difficult to take that.

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If we go down the heirarchy will wholly deserve it. All completely avoidable if they'd stopped dithering and spent some of their 34 mill on a quality manager and a couple of decent players. If we go down their penny pinching and profiteering will have royally backfired.

 

It'd be a comfort that the fat arsehole wouldn't be able to market his cheap tracky bottoms to the world for at least a season. Silver linings and all that.

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The next 4 games are going to be tumultuous to say the least.

With Sissoko back and DeJong apparently ready, should be a big plus against Leicester unless Carver fucks it up with his line-up.

If Dummett were available I would drop Willo, he's a handicap.

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For Swansea's first goal the Swansea player wanted to win the ball,Jonas didn't.Shearer on MOTD highlighted some of our players not wanting to get back to defend in the lead up to Swansea's third goal.Carver should be asked for his views on players not giving a fuck at times during games.Krul again looking what he is,a poor keeper.

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For Swansea's first goal the Swansea player wanted to win the ball,Jonas didn't.Shearer on MOTD highlighted some of our players not wanting to get back to defend in the lead up to Swansea's third goal.Carver should be asked for his views on players not giving a fuck at times during games.Krul again looking what he is,a poor keeper.

He is a good goalkeeper playing badly. Bad performance occurs everywhere you have fuckwit management.

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You cannot blame the management for him being poor all season.His decision making is generally shite.He's looking slow and stiff at shotstopping.He cannot organise his defence.He doesn't command the 6 yard box never mind the penalty box.He's not going to give the defence confidence if they think there is a possible goalkeeping bollock everytime the ball comes into the box.When was the last time he came and and either cleaned anyone out or claimed a ball in a group of players.The most worn areas of the pitch are inside the 6 yards box,where Krul is reluctant to leave.He did read the situation well when he,for once,showed bravery and left the safety of his 6 yard box to hoof the ball away from a Swansea attacker 25 yards from goal.

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the reality is that Dave Cisse will return and pull two goals out of his arse and keep us up because he's one of the only players left with anything about him. The bloke has missed 10 games through suspension, more through injury and actually started a lot less games than you think. He has 11 goals in, something like, 19 games. Had Pardew not been a complete fuckwit, he'd have been banging them in like that all this time.

 

So, what do we want to do? Sell him, of course.

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You cannot blame the management for him being poor all season.His decision making is generally shite.He's looking slow and stiff at shotstopping.He cannot organise his defence.He doesn't command the 6 yard box never mind the penalty box.He's not going to give the defence confidence if they think there is a possible goalkeeping bollock everytime the ball comes into the box.When was the last time he came and and either cleaned anyone out or claimed a ball in a group of players.The most worn areas of the pitch are inside the 6 yards box,where Krul is reluctant to leave.He did read the situation well when he,for once,showed bravery and left the safety of his 6 yard box to hoof the ball away from a Swansea attacker 25 yards from goal.

 

You know nowt about goalkeeping.

 

I know a random bloke on the internet can claim anything but I played to a decent level as a goalkeeper when I was younger. The idea that a goalkeeper gives his defence confidence works both ways, playing behind a different defence each week (usually one that includes at least one midfielder, one out of position defender and Mike Williamson) will definitely be hampering Krul.

 

Krul is a good goalkeeper with some great attributes having a rough spell but it is entirely down to a lack of confidence and some poor decision making, every single player makes loads of poor decisions in a single match but they don't get highlighted because they rarely result in a goal conceded, if a goalkeeper makes one then they usually do.

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I jacked the season ticket obviously last May, but to be honest I missed Saturday's at the match. I've hardly missed one since the Chelsea game and I've only paid once. Today though I'm of the opinion that I should turn me nose up at the freebies even. It's a complete shit experience being at the match. Some people blame the fans, I don't in any way shape or form. We have a championship standard squad despite being the 19th most affluent club on earth.

 

I know it's a massively repetitive thing to say but I fucking hate that fat bastard. He is fucking scum. All of the people who defended him for years look like complete cunts, the club is a shell of what it should be. We have players like Abeid, who will end up at MK Dons level clubs, we have players like Williamson, who SHOULD be at Morecambe level clubs. Their second and third goals beggar belief. Williamson's reaction to the third summed everything up, he walked away with the sort of walk people do when they're depressed with life and can't be arsed anymore. Where's the gritting teeth, people putting their fist up saying "COME ON FOR FUCK SAKE!". Well it actually appeared 3 minutes later when de Jong came on. First impressions of him are he's too good for this wank club, which is what we are with the Berkshire Scumbag in charge. It's a childish thing to say, but his death or a heart attack would be celebrated massively by many people on Tyneside.

 

Bumped in to Happy Face after the match, seemed canny, fuckin hell he's even taller than me!

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You know nowt about goalkeeping.

 

I know a random bloke on the internet can claim anything but I played to a decent level as a goalkeeper when I was younger. The idea that a goalkeeper gives his defence confidence works both ways, playing behind a different defence each week (usually one that includes at least one midfielder, one out of position defender and Mike Williamson) will definitely be hampering Krul.

 

Krul is a good goalkeeper with some great attributes having a rough spell but it is entirely down to a lack of confidence and some poor decision making, every single player makes loads of poor decisions in a single match but they don't get highlighted because they rarely result in a goal conceded, if a goalkeeper makes one then they usually do.

 

His specialist subject relates to anything/one with an SR postcode. Everything else, and even some of the Sunderland stuff is beyond him.

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His specialist subject relates to anything/one with an SR postcode. Everything else, and even some of the Sunderland stuff is beyond him.

 

Is he the chode who was calling Janmaat worse than shite earlier in the season?

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Didn't watch this and am pleased I didn't. Starting to look genuinely concerning on the relegation front though. At least this time, if it happens, Ashley should get more of the press vitriol than we will...you'd hope. Would have preferred to have gone down with Pardew in that situation though.

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Bumped in to Happy Face after the match, seemed canny, fuckin hell he's even taller than me!

 

Have to say I was a bit taken aback by a 6 foot radge coming at me, didn't twig at all. For some daft reason I pictured you still having massive scars all over your head and pushing a zimmer frame along. Was genuinely happy to realise it was you and to see you look a picture of health. You were taller than I pictured as well, almost eye to aye. Not many people I can say that about.

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Have to say I was a bit taken aback by a 6 foot radge coming at me, didn't twig at all. For some daft reason I pictured you still having massive scars all over your head and pushing a zimmer frame along. Was genuinely happy to realise it was you and to see you look a picture of health. You were taller than I pictured as well, almost eye to aye. Not many people I can say that about.

Me zimmer frame is in the post. You'd be a class centre forward, I'm 6ft2 and a bit,you must be 6'3 or 6'4 easily, a genuinely nice tone to you too, quite clearly educated. Remarkable for Horsley Hill which is where I live most of my life these days.

 

As for Carver today, why is he droning on about people insulting him in the crowd? Pardew had a dogs abuse in many games, never ever reacted, Jim Smith was hated and smeared by many, his reaction? Leave the club and describe us as the best crowd in world football. Carver went to my school aye? Am I proud of him representing where I was educated? Nee chance, more proud of Neil Tennent out of the Pet Shop Boys. Say nee more. Smith, Pardew, Dalglish, Gullit, even fuckin Souness never went on a run as bad as this, and everyone is saying it's our worst Premier League side, 7 games ago everyone thought we could end up 8th or 9th.

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