Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 We had a music-friendly Uber driver on Saturday night (well, early hours of Sunday morning). Eurovision choons blasting out all the way from central That London to smelly Lewisham. Good times. Though to be fair to CT, that's the one thing he probably would be amenable to in his cab, the geet big hom. Going live with the Christmas CD tomorrow as it happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13932 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 So the exact opposite of the customer having the choice, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19720 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 If he stuck the input cable up his nipsy, he could use his head as the speaker cone. Next time I fancy smoking a massive coner, I'll just load a massive gauze of skunk on CT's head and start chugging away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Got a couple of Ubers over the weekend coming back from town. Combined price of £11 and the one on Saturday night arrived immediately at a time where the taxi queues were a total pisstake. Can't see why anyone would use anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted December 7, 2015 Author Share Posted December 7, 2015 Aye I ended up stood in a taxi queue cos one of the lasses with us was too mortal for me to contemplate trying to walk her through getting Uber set uo on her phone and also too mortal to be left to get into a taxi by herself. I checked Uber though and there was a car 4 minutes away whilst I stood for about 15 minutes in this queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Aye I ended up stood in a taxi queue cos one of the lasses with us was too mortal for me to contemplate trying to walk her through getting Uber set uo on her phone and also too mortal to be left to get into a taxi by herself. Dirty bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17575 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Dirty bastard. You've said what we're all thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 "What did you do on Saturday, Chantelle?" " Got mullered and end up having a Chinese..... .....mouse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Put's a completely new spin on the old 'No, Gemmill' catchphrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted December 7, 2015 Author Share Posted December 7, 2015 You fucking idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 No denial, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19720 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Now we know why he always stays sober, the fucking Arnie-grade predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted December 7, 2015 Author Share Posted December 7, 2015 I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 That's a Yes, then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 She wasn't a minor but she was blotto. Operation Spewtree being launched as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 I did not have sexual relations with that woman.I'm going to believe you otherwise you're tight as fuck not just putting her in the Uber and getting her home safe and sound. At least you saw her into the taxi. That's another thing I like about Uber is being able to pick people up and pay for their car, handy for sending babysitters home etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted December 7, 2015 Author Share Posted December 7, 2015 It's a no you animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26590 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 I'm going to believe you otherwise you're tight as fuck not just putting her in the Uber and getting her home safe and sound. At least you saw her into the taxi. That's another thing I like about Uber is being able to pick people up and pay for their car, handy for sending babysitters home etc.Fuck me, one's having it away with defenceless, pissed colleagues, the others at it with the fucking babysitter! Fucking can of worms been opened in this thread, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38535 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 the mask's have dropped- animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted December 7, 2015 Author Share Posted December 7, 2015 (edited) I'm going to believe you otherwise you're tight as fuck not just putting her in the Uber and getting her home safe and sound. At least you saw her into the taxi. That's another thing I like about Uber is being able to pick people up and pay for their car, handy for sending babysitters home etc. I didn't know you could put people in an Uber you booked or else I would have. I thought you had to get your own. Would have saved me standing in a taxi queue with the drunken dregs if I'd known. Edited December 7, 2015 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Jesus! How could we have been so naive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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