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Semi-finals tonight and Thursday on BBC Three, grand final on Saturday night as usual.

 

Tonight's offerings include Moldovan soft porn with a police uniform fetish, disabled Finnish punks, hi-NRG disco trash from a fat Serbian girl, and holier than thou peace balladry from Russia, of all places. How can you resist?

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Is it true that De Gea's bird is the Spanish entry? Heard it this afternoon on Talksport, as they tried to turn that into the reason why he's off to RM, on account of her being based in Madrid for her singing career.

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Semi-finals tonight and Thursday on BBC Three, grand final on Saturday night as usual.

 

Tonight's offerings include Moldovan soft porn with a police uniform fetish, disabled Finnish punks, hi-NRG disco trash from a fat Serbian girl, and holier than thou peace balladry from Russia, of all places. How can you resist?

 

Looks like my nights TV viewing is sorted :banana:

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Is it true that De Gea's bird is the Spanish entry? Heard it this afternoon on Talksport, as they tried to turn that into the reason why he's off to RM, on account of her being based in Madrid for her singing career.

 

It is indeed. The Spanish staging is "special" even by Eurovision standards - capes, ballroom dancing, projections, the lot. If anything, she might want to move to Manchester to escape the shame of it all.

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I can't believe we accepted the invitation to sing in this and sent that horrible cunt Guy Sebastian as our entrant, it's more than fucking embarrassing!!

 

FYP.

 

I would have almost watched it if we had sent TISM.

Them and the disabled Finnish punks would have made a great night of music.

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I can remember many a Eurovision bet with DanTheMan on here. Only way I could possibly get interested.

 

Hope Australia win just for the nonsense.

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I'm still holding out that someday Neil Hannon/The Divine Comedy will enter with this and make me so very happy

 

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Given that it's being staged in Ukraine this year, why did I see men putting up German Eurovision banners in Hamburg this afternoon?

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13 hours ago, ewerk said:

Given that it's being staged in Ukraine this year, why did I see men putting up German Eurovision banners in Hamburg this afternoon?

All the myriad of gay festivals are starting. Whole streets cordoned off and loads of free music and shit expensive cocktails.

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16 hours ago, ewerk said:

Given that it's being staged in Ukraine this year, why did I see men putting up German Eurovision banners in Hamburg this afternoon?

 

:D They present the German votes from the Reeperbahn every year, accompanied by a public viewing of the show and some "live" music before and after. Never especially appealed to me, but you know the Germans and their organised fun.

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2 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

:D They present the German votes from the Reeperbahn every year, accompanied by a public viewing of the show and some "live" music before and after. Never especially appealed to me, but you know the Germans and their organised fun.

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Second semi-final tonight folks, BBC FOUR at 8pm. We've got yodel-rap, Irish twinks, Belarusian folksters and a fat Croatian man doing a bilingual popera duet with himself. All quite standard.

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