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On 03/04/2023 at 19:34, Renton said:

When you said you were dying
Because of your respiratory health
You didn’t mention you were lying, yeah
Why don't you just go fuck yourself  🎵

 

23 hours ago, Renton said:

 

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars up skirts".

 

MF'd your Wilde quote there MF. ;)

 

 

I feel personally attacked here man. I'd like to reiterate that my respiratory health concerns are as genuine as my claims to being a big fan of Wilde. I'm not well versed or educated in either, but both have forced me to seriously reconsider a lot of my life choices, albeit in different ways and at different times.  

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11 hours ago, Renton said:

FFS. 

 

Thats's the bad news. The good news (for me) is I'm rapidly reaching the age range where I honestly don't give a fuck anymore. :)

 

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Ah fuck, not only did I miss that this was the Eurovision thread but I also hadn't realised there was an entry this year that was "Edgar Allen Poe" themed. Imagine the mad cunt will be turning in his grave.

 

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On 09/05/2023 at 21:04, Renton said:

 

Dana is looking fucking great nowadays.

And I am reaching MF levels of mid life crisis pervosity.

 

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Not just you. I’ve had to hide my erection with my yarmulke.

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6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I liked Spain and I think it was the Estonia lass with the cracking pins? And the half dozen in pink?  might be Czech’s? Israel slapper nil points fer me like, fuckin trying too hard :cuppa:

 

Get tae fuck. :lol:

 

I think we may have diametrically opposed eurovision tastes. 👍

 

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2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

The Israel slapper is sat listening to the votes coming in with a dildo strapped to her head…. did someone mention she’s trying too hard? :cuppa:

 

 

Harsh tbh. 
 

Who amongst us, in our greatest moment, hasn’t simply forgotten about the Mandingo Mauler strapped to our noggin? 
 

 

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11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

The Israel slapper is sat listening to the votes coming in with a dildo strapped to her head…. did someone mention she’s trying too hard? :cuppa:

 

 

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It's a unicorn horn?

 

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Btw, for all that these young, nubile, dildo wearing lasses are top notch, I’d climb over all of them for a 1 minute “pay at the pump” with Hannah Waddingham. 
 

 

Top notch Milf. 
 

I reckon even Meenz would have a go. 
 

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Btw, for all that these young, nubile, dildo wearing lasses are top notch, I’d climb over all of them for a 1 minute “pay at the pump” with Hannah Waddingham. 
 

 

Top notch Milf. 
 

I reckon even Meenz would have a go. 
 

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I’d rather given her a bite of German sausage than just offering her some biscuits.

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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Fucking hell, second last thanks to Germany saving us from humiliation.

 

Normal service is resumed after Sam Ryder. 

 

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Our contribution actually didn’t deserve to be last.

 

We should be much, much lower. Doing German taste very, very proud.

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12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Sweden’s owld boiler wins. :lol:
 

 

Just a thought- if Benny and Björn had been called Sven and Dolph, we’d be looking at a whole different history of Eurovision

 

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What if the girls were called Christa and Tara, and the lads were called Udo and Nils?

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