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What's your Ubble age

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Take this online test to find out. It's been set up by the Lancet using data from the UK Biobank, and gives you an indication of how likely you are to die in the next 5 years.

 

It's only for people 40-70 (I'm 40 this year so just told it I was 40), and the results are:

 

Ubble age - 28

 

Chance of dying in next 5 years - 0.4%

 

As expected, I am practically invincible over the next 5 years, at least.

 

Go here: http://www.ubble.co.uk/

 

And click on Risk Calculator and answer the questions.

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54%

 

Thanks Gemmill.

 

Fucking hell, you decrepit spastic. What can we do to get this number down? I'm prepared to offer my services as a life coach.

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Take this online test to find out. It's been set up by the Lancet using data from the UK Biobank, and gives you an indication of how likely you are to die in the next 5 years.

 

It's only for people 40-70 (I'm 40 this year so just told it I was 40), and the results are:

 

Ubble age - 28

 

Chance of dying in next 5 years - 0.4%

 

As expected, I am practically invincible over the next 5 years, at least.

 

Go here: http://www.ubble.co.uk/

 

And click on Risk Calculator and answer the questions.

 

I don'#t obey rules, so I took it anyway.

 

1. Your Ubble age is 28 years (22 to 33 years)

This means that your risk of dying in the next five years is equivalent to the average risk for men aged 28 in the UK.

How is the Ubble age calculated?

 

2. Your five-year risk of dying is 0.4%

This means that, out of 100 men aged 40 years with similar answers, more than 99 will survive and less than 1 will die over the next 5 years.

Stick that up yer poopah

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I was completely equipped to impregnate women at the age of 10 too, so the biology checks out.

 

That's just wrong.

 

30 and 0.2% for me.

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Well that's a relief

 

 

 

1. Your Ubble age is 28 years (19 to 33 years)

This means that your risk of dying in the next five years is equivalent to the average risk for men aged 28 in the UK.

How is the Ubble age calculated?



2. Your five-year risk of dying is 0.4%

This means that, out of 100 men aged 40 years with similar answers, more than 99 will survive and less than 1 will die over the next 5 years.

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four years till i can fill that in you old gits.

Or you could just fill it in anyway?

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30 and .5% for me. Can't properly take the test for years yet though.

Of course while asking how often you smoke it doesn't ask how many pints you have or how often you stick £20 up your nose in the toilets of some bar so it doesn't seem the most worthwhile test to me.

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Me too, but still...

 

1. Your Ubble age is 34 years (30 to 38 years)

 

2. Your five-year risk of dying is 0.6%

 

That surprises me, dunno why, but had you pegged as a Healthy.

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Smoked daily in my 20s and still do on match days.

 

Surprised it doesn't ask about drinking habits mind, I've cut that right down too.

 

Smoked occasionally growing up and still have the odd cigarette when I'm out.

 

Should have asked about weight, drink and whether or not you juggle live cobras, mind you.

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