Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

A more impressive member of the bird kingdom?

A bird of prey was my dream

[Gemmill 34166]

Never stop dreaming.

[Kid Dynamite 5881]

 

Look, I know you play up to the stereotype that you have created on here but this is just taking the piss. Who gives a fuck that you found a dead pigeon, let alone took the fucking time and effort to report it. And then felt to need to share it with the world?

And? no one minds you having hobbies, they mind you boring the fuck out of everyone with them. And there have been a lot.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

And? no one minds you having hobbies, they mind you boring the fuck out of everyone with them. And there have been a lot.

So why click on a metal detecting thread?

 

I bypass the games, reading, etc

[Gemmill 34166]

Games, reading, intelligent thought...

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Games, reading, intelligent thought...

That stuff is for your 20's and 30's. By the time your hitting 50 you know the score.

[Kitman 2188]

I'm actually marginally interested in pinball machines because they have a certain cultural appeal and there is a genuine collector/devotee scene around it. You're finding bits of old pottery and piss farting about with dead pigeons like the world's shittest rag and bone man.

[Gemmill 34166]

That stuff is for your 20's and 30's. By the time your hitting 50 you know the score.

Yeah you know it all. I mean, granted you only found out that it was possible to make pasta without a jar of dolmio last year, but you know there's no set order to when you have to learn this stuff, as long as you're done by 50.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

It's about being content with life. Once your there, life's great.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

I should write a blog really.

[Gemmill 34166]

Call it The Blunder Years.

[Monkeys Fist 38551]

Never stop preening.

How punny.

[Gemmill 34166]

NO.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I'm a blob really.

[ewerk 26166]

It's about giving up on life. Once your there, life's great.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

The "Don't like it, don't read it!" is all well and good but the idea that you don't love the attention is ridiculous. Not sure if you're trying to fool us or yourself.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

The "Don't like it, don't read it!" is all well and good but the idea that you don't love the attention is ridiculous. Not sure if you're trying to fool us or yourself.

Nice deflection

[strawb 3652]

(A field in County Durham)

 

beep...beep...beep...BEEP..BEEP.BEEP

 

Well well well, what do we have here? Ahh its obviously a Roman ring made of gold, rolled and pressed at around the time of Julius Cesar. What do you think Frank Wankenstein?

 

Well CT it is quite obviously a GPS for a pigeon, you can tell by the manky fucking pigeon carcass hanging off it.

 

Aye whatever Frank, I'm tekkin this to cash converters.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

Nice deflection

 

Aye, like light off your head

[Christmas Tree 3997]

 

Aye, like light off your head

And you're back again

[Meenzer 13959]

A taxi driver, misunderstanding the nature of a two-way conversation? Surely not.

[toonotl 2406]

Silver coins minted in the Tower of London during the reign of king Henry v111 are quite exciting to some. As are the various Roman artefacts and coins that turn up most weeks.

 

I never understand why people pop into threads "they're not interested" in though.

 

You are so interested in Henry the VIII that you think that the 'I' is a 1. You fucking bellend.

[toonotl 2406]

Games, reading, intelligent thought...

 

[Monkeys Fist 38551]

 

You are so interested in Henry the VIII that you think that the 'I' is a 1. You fucking bellend.

Henry 1/8.

[toonotl 2406]