Metal Detecting:NSFW. Contains images of boobs and dirt holes, as well as pigeon corpses.

[Tom 13805]

I take it back, it's peak TT.

[Monkeys Fist 38553]

Tbf Tom, even this turbo dullery is more interesting than the football at the minute.

[Monkeys Fist 38553]

CT hanging out the back of a hairy little pussy

 

 

[strawb 3652]

Lovely day out today rummaging in the earth. Some pesky newcomer got the star coin. (Silver 1300's).

 

But I did get an old penny and a sixpence, not to mention glorious peace and quiet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How much rummaging/digging/detecting did you have to do to find this coin, that was perfectly placed on top of the ground?

[Christmas Tree 3997]

How much rummaging/digging/detecting did you have to do to find this coin, that was perfectly placed on top of the ground?

See the earlier two pics [emoji6]

 

 

Fuck it

 

 

 

 

Edited for Profanity! MF

[Christmas Tree 3997]

like if I was going to fake a pic it wouldn't be an old penny.

 

Here's one from last week

 

 

And the week before.....

 

[Tooj 17]

Why are there cows? [emoji38]

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Cos they wouldn't mooooooove out of the shot.

 

Sorry

[Monroe Transfer 0]

See the earlier two pics [emoji6]

 

 

Fuck it

 

 

 

 

Edited for Profanity! MF

 

Are you having a piss in this photo?

[trophyshy 6432]

Were you scanning their pats?

[Christmas Tree 3997]

 

Are you having a piss in this photo?

Blade of grass. [emoji6]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

Cos they wouldn't mooooooove out of the shot.

 

Sorry

 

fucking hell

[toonotl 2406]

This thread.

[JawD 31]

How often to people get really excited as they close in on something only to realise its someone elses metal detector?

[Christmas Tree 3997]

How often to people get really excited as they close in on something only to realise its someone elses metal detector?

Never happens. Massive fields and people just wander off to be at one with nature.

Unless someone is stupid enough to loudly celebrate a good find in which case grown men gallop, spade and detector doing helicopters as they home in to find the rest of the hoard.

[Monkeys Fist 38553]

What's your technique?

Do you walk a grid, spiral, or just wander about waving your stick?

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Wander lonely like a cloud

[The Fish 8947]

Never happens. Massive fields and people just wander off to be at one with nature.

Unless someone is stupid enough to loudly celebrate a good find in which case grown men gallop, spade and detector doing helicopters as they home in to find the rest of the hoard.

 

You mean "fondle a stoat" don't you?

 

The whole thing is very Tory isn't it

 

Middle aged white men, moping about on their own, trying to inherit someone else's wealth, and wanting to keep the whole thing to themselves.

 

 

 

 

with a seedy undercurrent of sexual deviancy just waiting to bubble up to the surface.

[toonotl 2406]

Most of them are probably out there to scope out a decent place to dump the dead bodies in their Mum's basement.

[The Fish 8947]

Those fraudulent tax returns aren't going to burn and bury themselves y'know.

[Makom 0]

Hey CT, if you're half as interested in this lark as you seem to be, you should be able to answer this question.

 

Are the odds of you hitting the jackpot while cow-bothering more or less than if you just went on a very long walk through the countryside to buy a lottery ticket?

[Howay 12447]

Cow-bothering

[Kitman 2188]

This thread

 

Metal detecting? Mental detecting more like.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

It's a delightful hobby as it happens. Beautiful countryside, brothers in arms and wild animals.

 

And there's the history. Most finds are worth little but very interesting to find stuff from hundreds or a thousand years ago.

 

You only have to look at the popularity of stuff like Time Team.

 

Once again I'm breaking new ground and you will thank me one day.

[Howmanheyman 26604]

It's a delightful hobby as it happens. Beautiful countryside, brothers in arms and wild animals.

 

And there's the history. Most finds are worth little but very interesting to find stuff from hundreds or a thousand years ago.

 

You only have to look at the popularity of stuff like Time Team.

 

Once again I'm breaking new ground and you will thank me one day.

How much did your equipment cost, CT? (Obviously including all the extras you'll have bought such as camouflage clothing, metal detecting guidebooks, etc).

 

It's just that I've got a few Roman coins around 16-1700 years old and I'm guessing I got them easier and cheaper than anything you've found so far considering what you will have spent on petrol and gear. (Hands up, though, I never got to bother some cows getting them so I'll give you that one).