Howmanheyman 26616 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 After narrowly avoiding a woman who was in the wrong lane suddenly turning into my lane at a roundabout I was cheered up no end seeing a dog looking out of a car window absolutely fucking loving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Waking up and then realising its a day off and you can go back to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Knowing I'm off metal detecting in the "gold field" tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 First day of a holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19737 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 My four year old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Prostate massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19737 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 you obviously married the right woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Keeps her nails short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 My two little girls (6 and 3) and generally just being alive. Having survived cancer it has sort of refocused me in terms of what I think is important. The 10in scar on my stomach is a good reminder of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 The 6-year old who is more sensible that I've ever been or will ever be. We were out in the middle of Newcastle tonight at a family friend's party. At about 10pm he gave a huge audible sigh and said "Mammy, It's time for ET to go home..." This is along with recent pearls of wisdom which includes "That rollercoaster is a little bit too fast, too dangerous and I was worried. I don't think you should go on any more..." Â By the time he's 16 I'm not going to be allowed out of the house and wouldn't dare come home late. Really not sure where I got him from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 My two little girls (6 and 3) and generally just being alive. Having survived cancer it has sort of refocused me in terms of what I think is important. The 10in scar on my stomach is a good reminder of that.  aye, just bring everyone down ffs                                                                     I'm just drunk enough to cry at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13811 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 The fact I'm alive and being told by top end doctors that I'm dealing with everything better than anyone that hospital has ever seen with my condition and amount of chemo I've had. She might be talking bollocks like, but another doctor said it and I'm such a big heed anyway, I make it far more important than it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2763 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Â Finding this. Â https://frinkiac.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Getting the answer to a really clever cryptic crossword clue. I don't mean in a smug way, more so the appreciation of how good the clue was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26616 Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 Did u find it hard, babe? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â (Sorry, Jill, MF joke). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 That post made me smile. Â Which is odd as its a joke (I hope) about a creepy as fuck sex pest groomer. No offence MF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 None taken, babe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I smiled at it too and I'm the victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26616 Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 I smiled at it too and I'm the victim. You're all welcome for the smiles. Especially u babe, ur posts r so hot. (I'm talking to MF here, BTW). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19737 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 A one wipe turd always brings a smile of satisfaction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26616 Posted February 6, 2016 Author Share Posted February 6, 2016 A one wipe turd always brings a smile of satisfactionEspecially if it's someone else's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 When someone does that a full on stumble for 3 steps then stacks it into the ground, arms full length forwards. Also cocky young kids doing wheelys on bikes and stacking it. Falling over basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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