Kitman 2188 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 In journo land ‘my understanding’ means ‘here’s something I just pulled out of my arse’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30237 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 (edited) In Ryderland everything means that Edited March 9, 2018 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 I wonder what he calls it when he proudly pulls a treasure out of his actual anal cavity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30237 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, adios said: I wonder what he calls it when he proudly pulls a treasure out of his actual anal cavity. Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, adios said: I wonder what he calls it when he proudly pulls a treasure out of his actual anal cavity. FRONT PAGE NEWS, BABY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Answers on a postcard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26603 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 hour ago, adios said: I wonder what he calls it when he proudly pulls a treasure out of his actual anal cavity. Knight Ryder: "When I'm in the Stadium of Light covering the derby and need a shite, ah look around at the Sunderland echo boys and say 'Ahm ganna give borth to a mackem'. They alwiz put their heeds doon. Cannit blame the fuckas, I've fried much bigger fish than them in me away days as a toon army foot soldier! Lol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30237 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Knight Ryder: "When I'm in the Stadium of Light covering the derby and need a shite, ah look around at the Sunderland echo boys and say 'Ahm ganna give borth to a mackem'. They alwiz put their heeds doon. Cannit blame the fuckas, I've fried much bigger fish than them in me away days as a toon army foot soldier! Lol." Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Knight Ryder: "When I'm in the Stadium of Light covering the derby and need a shite, ah look around at the Sunderland echo boys and say 'Ahm ganna give borth to a mackem'. They alwiz put their heeds doon. Cannit blame the fuckas, I've fried much bigger fish than them in me away days as a toon army foot soldier! Lol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 13 hours ago, Alex said: In Ryderland everything means that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 7 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: Mitro scores 2 for Serbia in the 2nd half. Take note Rafa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30237 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Aye, build a team around the bloke who can't run and can't stop being a fucking spastic for 10 games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30237 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Aye, build a team around the bloke who can't run and can't stop being a fucking spastic for 10 games. Nigeria are ranked 52nd by Fifa (or the 7th best team in Africa). I reckon they'd struggle in the Championship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2068 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Alex said: Nigeria are ranked 52nd by Fifa (or the 7th best team in Africa). I reckon they'd struggle in the Championship I guess you don't fancy them to win the world cup then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30237 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 People on radio Newcastle still moaning about Mitrovic saying he’d have scored a few today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatty 24 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Probably would have tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30237 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 cant be arsed to get into it again but I just thought it was fucking weird phoning up to talk about it under the circumstances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26162 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Still, I bet Noelie reckons that the long distance phone charge was worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 29 minutes ago, ewerk said: Still, I bet Noelie reckons that the long distance phone charge was worth it. tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Still, I bet Noelie reckons that the long distance phone charge was worth it. You win yer bet ewerk, worth every penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2068 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 25 minutes ago, Noelie said: You win yer bet ewerk, worth every penny. Don't you mean cents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: Don't you mean cents Nope, cents are also called pennies in the USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2068 Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 37 minutes ago, Noelie said: Nope, cents are also called pennies in the USA. Well not on the Rockford Files, Starsky and Hutch, Fraiser, Happy Days and Cheers... Cheers ( not the show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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