Tom 13836 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 44 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Ok, a proper life hack that will massively improve your garden enjoyment in the summer. Dont spend a few hundred on an uncomfy rattan corner group with loads of cushions to store when it rains. Dont go to the garden centres and spend a couple of grand on the slightly more comfy rattan sofas with all the same problems. Instead, go on Facebook market place and choose from the various FREE leather sofas ads. Hire a man with a van £40 to collect and deliver. Then spend £20-£40 on waterproof covers. Finally, lounge in proper comfort all summer and when you’re done in September / October, £20 for the council to dispose of. Proper comfort all summer long for £80 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 'Caser' footballs were also supposed to be waterproof. I don't know what shitty cheap rattan furniture you've reversed your mammoth frame onto CT, but all the ones I've used have been seriously comfortable with the added bonus that the covers are scotchguarded. Still, if you prefer the Onslow-style trampy look of having your sofas outside, you press right ahead. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 I'm assuming this never happened, then? On 29/04/2018 at 14:14, Christmas Tree said: Thinking of getting some free pallets and making one of these. Anyone made one? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19814 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Ok, a proper life hack that will massively improve your garden enjoyment in the summer. Dont spend a few hundred on an uncomfy rattan corner group with loads of cushions to store when it rains. Dont go to the garden centres and spend a couple of grand on the slightly more comfy rattan sofas with all the same problems. Instead, go on Facebook market place and choose from the various FREE leather sofas ads. Hire a man with a van £40 to collect and deliver. Then spend £20-£40 on waterproof covers. Finally, lounge in proper comfort all summer and when you’re done in September / October, £20 for the council to dispose of. Proper comfort all summer long for £80 do enjoy cleaning up dog semen after he’s through humping the “new” sofa Edited May 25, 2022 by Dr Gloom 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 11 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I'm assuming this never happened, then? I collected 2 pallets and then thought better of it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Fucking sitting on a full sofa in the garden 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Fucking sitting on a full sofa in the garden Mackem-like behaviour. Portion of cheesy chips with that, CT? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Life hacks for sweaty backs 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Honestly cannot believe you think this is a good idea. Mind-blowing behaviour, you should be ashamed. Rather sit crossed legged on the floor tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17746 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 You'd love the Mariner's Arms in North Shields CT, you massive bamp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Why don’t you just try and get free garden furniture on Facebook instead? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Why don’t you just try and get free garden furniture on Facebook instead? Then add some leather covers 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Lads, here is an awesome life back - bound to be a huge hit with your kids and neighbours. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30376 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Fucking mental, mainly due to the absolute sincerity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19814 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 17 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Lads, here is an awesome life back - bound to be a huge hit with your kids and neighbours. CT’s looking in good shape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 So pleased I took the picture before I pick the matching coffee tables up tonight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Ok, a proper life hack that will massively improve your garden enjoyment in the summer. Dont spend a few hundred on an uncomfy rattan corner group with loads of cushions to store when it rains. Dont go to the garden centres and spend a couple of grand on the slightly more comfy rattan sofas with all the same problems. Instead, go on Facebook market place and choose from the various FREE leather sofas ads. Hire a man with a van £40 to collect and deliver. Then spend £20-£40 on waterproof covers. Finally, lounge in proper comfort all summer and when you’re done in September / October, £20 for the council to dispose of. Proper comfort all summer long for £80 Absolute clampet Waterproof covers on an indoor sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 What a fucking bamp. Honestly I cannot believe that. Looks like a proper summer's garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30376 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Why don’t you just buy outdoor furniture that has cushions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Meenzer said: Life hacks for sweaty backs The stench that’s going to be wafting in to next door’s garden after the first mildly warm day … (let’s not forget, CT is ging, so sweats when the fridge is opened). Back, sack and swamp arse sweat, mixed with mutt jizz, and the sweet tang of piss from when he has more than two bottles of Blue fucking Moon and and passes out 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 33 minutes ago, Alex said: Why don’t you just buy outdoor furniture that has cushions? Go and price them. We looked at loads last year and even the mid quality ones £1000-£2000 are not that comfy. Benches with cushions basically. Then you need somewhere to store all the cushions for 8 months of the year. This way gets me really comfy furniture for the 4 (if lucky) months of summer. Jobs a good’un £80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The stench that’s going to be wafting in to next door’s garden after the first mildly warm day … (let’s not forget, CT is ging, so sweats when the fridge is opened). Back, sack and swamp arse sweat, mixed with mutt jizz, and the sweet tang of piss from when he has more than two bottles of Blue fucking Moon and and passes out Sweet, I never thought of that. I can sleep under the stars in comfort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 25, 2022 Author Share Posted May 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Sweet, I never thought of that. I can sleep under the stars in a toxic cloud of anal aromas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26783 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 56 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The stench that’s going to be wafting in to next door’s garden after the first mildly warm day … (let’s not forget, CT is ging, so sweats when the fridge is opened). Back, sack and swamp arse sweat, mixed with mutt jizz, and the sweet tang of piss from when he has more than two bottles of Blue fucking Moon and and passes out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19814 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: The stench that’s going to be wafting in to next door’s garden after the first mildly warm day … (let’s not forget, CT is ging, so sweats when the fridge is opened). Back, sack and swamp arse sweat, mixed with mutt jizz, and the sweet tang of piss from when he has more than two bottles of Blue fucking Moon and and passes out fucking hell man, what an image 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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