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Was out Thursday and Friday so decided to stop in tonight. Home alone because wor lass and the bairn are away for a chinese with her family, couldn't be arsed with making small talk so stopped in with my bottle of wine and 6 cans.

 

Get myself a takeaway later and the nights complete :(

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Not going out tonight, still installing software on my new PC, might have a game of Battlefield 2 later.

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Was out Thursday and Friday so decided to stop in tonight. Home alone because wor lass and the bairn are away for a chinese with her family, couldn't be arsed with making small talk so stopped in with my bottle of wine and 6 cans.

 

Get myself a takeaway later and the nights complete :(

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Being a Benefit Fraud inspector I dont get to go out on the town on Saturday neet Im too busy sitting outside Wackys hoose.

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Was out Thursday and Friday so decided to stop in tonight. Home alone because wor lass and the bairn are away for a chinese with her family, couldn't be arsed with making small talk so stopped in with my bottle of wine and 6 cans.

 

Get myself a takeaway later and the nights complete :(

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Being a Benefit Fraud inspector I dont get to go out on the town on Saturday neet Im too busy sitting outside Wackys hoose.

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You're wasting your time tbh, just ask the CID for the footage from the mobile camera the fuckas have decided to mount on the lampost outside my house, kill 2 birds with one stone.

 

Not saying it's for me, of course, but it's fucking annoying when you go to the shop for a pint of milk and the bastard is following your every step.

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Why the fuck has the first 10 minutes of the news been taken up by a dead fish*.

 

 

Jesus!

 

*I realise it's a mammal, fish was used for (admittedly limited) comic effect.

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Why the fuck has the first 10 minutes of the news been taken up by a dead fish*.

 

 

Jesus!

 

*I realise it's a mammal, fish was used for (admittedly limited) comic effect.

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Has it died then? :(

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Why the fuck has the first 10 minutes of the news been taken up by a dead fish*.

 

 

Jesus!

 

*I realise it's a mammal, fish was used for (admittedly limited) comic effect.

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Has it died then? :(

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Yes, but I think a sad smiley is going a bit far. How many fish die every day? It's not an especially talented fish. In fact it must be thick as pigshit to go that far up the Thames. Deserves what it gets.

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Just got back in. Few beers, donner meat and chips and a pissed up wanker took a swing at my mate. That's what passes for a satdee night out in Redcar these days.

 

BTW I feel sorry for the big fishy, it obviously wasn't right. :(

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Was out, nothing amazing but had a laugh in Tall Trades. Lets face it after polyfilling walls and painting even a shite club like Tall Trades full of jail bait would be entertaining!

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I feel sorry for the big fishy too :razz: It seemed so distressed, dont think all those wankers in their boats buzzing around it helped :o

 

Hubby said, well what do you expect? stupid fucker for coming up the Thames :razz:

 

I like to think he knew he was ill and came for help :rolleyes::rolleyes:

 

I know im a smuck when it comes to animals, those adverts of abused children looking all doe eyed sat in the gloom dont touch me one bit.....yet that advert with the bear banging his head and going out of his mind reduces me to tears :(

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I feel sorry for the big fishy too  :razz:  It seemed so distressed, dont think all those wankers in their boats buzzing around it helped  :o

 

Hubby said, well what do you expect? stupid fucker for coming up the Thames  :razz:

 

I like to think he knew he was ill and came for help  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:

 

I know im a smuck when it comes to animals, those adverts of abused children looking all doe eyed sat in the gloom dont touch me one bit.....yet that advert with the bear banging his head and going out of his mind reduces me to tears :(

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If I needed help London is the last place I would go.

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I feel sorry for the big fishy too  :razz:  It seemed so distressed, dont think all those wankers in their boats buzzing around it helped  :o

 

Hubby said, well what do you expect? stupid fucker for coming up the Thames  :razz:

 

I like to think he knew he was ill and came for help  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:

 

I know im a smuck when it comes to animals, those adverts of abused children looking all doe eyed sat in the gloom dont touch me one bit.....yet that advert with the bear banging his head and going out of his mind reduces me to tears :(

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If I needed help London is the last place I would go.

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well yes, but maybe he didnt have a route finder! He should have come down here to the south west.

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Bottlenosed Whales not come with Sat Nav then? :o

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obviously not :razz: OR maybe his was broken? :(

 

This may be a blonde question, but what have they done with it now? Do they just let it go out to sea and let nature take its course?

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I was out training last night but was farily shite (my helmet kept slipping down over my eyes so half me shots I had to save blind :o )

 

Scott got his wrist cut by someone's skate blade though :( Didn't get him too deep thankfully :razz:

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I was out training last night but was farily shite (my helmet kept slipping down over my eyes so half me shots I had to save blind  :razz: )

 

Scott got his wrist cut by someone's skate blade though  :( Didn't get him too deep thankfully  :razz:

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get a bigger head tbh :o

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Bottlenosed Whales not come with Sat Nav then? :o

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obviously not :razz: OR maybe his was broken? :(

 

This may be a blonde question, but what have they done with it now? Do they just let it go out to sea and let nature take its course?

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Bottlenosed Whales not come with Sat Nav then? :razz:

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obviously not :razz: OR maybe his was broken? :(

 

This may be a blonde question, but what have they done with it now? Do they just let it go out to sea and let nature take its course?

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:o:rolleyes:

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Bottlenosed Whales not come with Sat Nav then? :razz:

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obviously not :razz: OR maybe his was broken? :(

 

This may be a blonde question, but what have they done with it now? Do they just let it go out to sea and let nature take its course?

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PICT0058.jpg

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You evil, evil man....... :o

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whales are mammals, not fish

 

 

tbh

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That would explain this part of the post then?

 

*I realise it's a mammal, fish was used for (admittedly limited) comic effect.

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