GeneralDisarray 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Hello fellow magpies, zebras, pandas and skunks. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is General Disarray and I am, like you, one of the loyalist football supporters the world has ever seen. I have supported Newcastle United ever since I first learned how to clap. I clap everything. Especially when we get a corner kick. My favourite moment as a supporter was when we scored from a corner against Sheffield United in pre season. It convinced me that Steve McClaren, or Macsy as I call him, was my new messiah. Which is lucky as Ant and Dec are in the jungle with Kieron Dyer. Anyway, that's enough about me. How are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorChaos 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Ah yes, hello there General Disarray, I am Professor Chaos and I'm the top boy around these parts. I am top boy becasue I was voted most likely to pogo with my shoes off whilst wearing a jester hat and face paint. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralDisarray 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 Ah yes, hello there General Disarray, I am Professor Chaos and I'm the top boy around these parts. I am top boy becasue I was voted most likely to pogo with my shoes off whilst wearing a jester hat and face paint. Yes. TOP BANTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorChaos 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Ah thank you. Do you agree that the current troubles in the middle east can be directly linked to Alan Pardew's disastrous tenure at The Sports Direct Arena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Well this is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralDisarray 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 Well this is fun. Hello there. Are you really straight edge? Like CM Punk? Or us it just a gimmick like when Festus turned into Luke Gallows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 What's your favourite colour pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorChaos 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I prefer coke to pepsi anyway, so CM Punk can just go to heck for all I care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralDisarray 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 What's your favourite colour pop? Very dark brown. Cola coloured. What about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorChaos 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 What ever the colour of the inside of your anus is, that's my favourite colour pop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralDisarray 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 What ever the colour of the inside of your anus is, that's my favourite colour pop INAPPROPRIATE! Â You should be banned for that. Children read these boards you know. WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 These two inbred cunts are probably the first in their family born without a tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorChaos 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Yeah, but you're a fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralDisarray 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 These two inbred cunts are probably the first in their family born without a tail. Now that's just uncalled for. Â I wish I had a tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorChaos 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I am alright, Anthony, how are you? Wait, are you called Ant because Dec was already taken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Who are these virgins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Va_Rmpd3PZI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 ironically they're not, newcastle fans and adults which makes this all the more dire... Â Â Â i'd knock this on the head sharpish along with the other inane posts before i put you and kev in your places andy ... alright? Facebook profiles or gtfo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Who are these virgins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 These lads are bringing the wacky on a whole 'nother level. Zany times guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 I've never seen so much Bantz in one place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Is it too late to have them aborted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 They'd be good on a Saturday morning kids TV show. Working title: Saturday Cunt-Off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Anyway, that's enough about me. How are you? Bit embarrassed. 2 Colin Hunts have turned up on my favorite forum. Real cringe stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Got to be the same person, posting on two different accounts. Surely we can't have been fortunate enough to have unearthed two such talented comedians at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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