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Happy 50th birthday, CT


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He may be a massive cock knocker.

 

He may have the worst taste in music in the entire free world.

 

He may fritter away more money on pointless crap than Michael Jackson.

 

He may smoke more bong than Howard Marks.

 

He may be what Dawn French is to dieting.

 

But he's our Dawn French and we love him for it.

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When the UN are looking for a man to rally round in dark times, they can be confident CT will embrace them with a plum. And a tin of beens. And a head like a soon to burst colostomy bag. Full of piss and shit.

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And Genesis are an awful awful band. Phil Collins can't sing and looks like he's got a stocking pulled over his head. Please stop listening to them and him.

 

Otherwise happy birthday!

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Yous may not be able to spot talented left wingers.

 

Yous may not be able to spot best prime ministers in your lifetime.

 

Yous may not be able to spot superbly made nosh when you see it.

 

And yous may be a bunch of flat heads, but your my flat heads :lol:

 

 

 

 

Very good all. I actually woke our lass up giggling at these in bed. :)

 

 

 

I'm just going to tuck "CT looks like a lean mean machine", in the bank ;)

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Yous may not be able to spot talented left wingers.

 

Yous may not be able to spot best prime ministers in your lifetime.

 

Yous may not be able to spot superbly made nosh when you see it.

 

And yous may be a bunch of flat heads, but your my flat heads :lol:

 

 

 

 

Very good all. I actually woke our lass up giggling at these in bed. :)

 

 

 

I'm just going to tuck "CT looks like a lean mean machine", in the bank ;)

This gave me Grammar AIDS

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