Gemmill 34422 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Burn the hair off as well. Like a Turkish shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Black sambuca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12765 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Black Sambuca sounds like a TERRIFYING sexual predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Burn the hair off as well. Like a Turkish shave.I think Fish did that a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 " 2 black Sambucas and a Purple Aki, please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 (edited) My fucking head. Â I stuck to the champagne in the office (bar a couple of punishment shots). Then, more champagne, then red wine, then white, then beer, then rum, then it all gets a bit hazy. Â Thankfully no drama bar some arsehole bankers being obnoxious with one of the girls. Â Got an uber home because why wouldn't you? Edited December 19, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) Bar crawl around town this year, should be eventful. Edited November 22, 2016 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Bar crawl around town this year, should be eventful. Â Many good opportunities to slope off unnoticed and go and hang out with your actual mates instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12765 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 We're having one this year in a desperate attempt to improve work place morale and I can't wait to turn up pissed after being at the match and watching it awkwardly unfold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Many good opportunities to slope off unnoticed and go and hang out with your actual mates instead   Great minds etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26775 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I must be the only one on here who doesn't work somewhere that does these work parties. If there's been a Christmas drink in the past it's just a few of the lads organised it themselves, (and paid for it themselves too). Can only think of one occasion where the company paid a tenner per head for the drink kitty. Then again, on a positive note, there's never been bran tub/secret Santa/Christmas cards shite either, so every cloud etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) Going to the Botanist with work this year. I find Christmas parties a bit of a nuisance since I'm the only member of management young enough to be considered capable of staying out long enough for everyone to be happy, which means I have to see the whole thing through, pretty much. Â Also depends on who you get sat next to at dinner, some of the people I work with are very quiet and socially awkward, which is fine but a bit of a challenge if you're wanting to enjoy yourself. Edited November 22, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I don't mind ours. They could drag me up to Nottingham where I'm technically on the payroll, but instead they're happy to fly me out to Berlin where they can save a hotel fare because I stay with one of my best mates who also works for the company. And I get a slice of Berlin out of it. Win-win. Â They've not bothered inviting me this year. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Â That seems a bit off...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I think the Blackburn thread will be on Rayvin's mind towards the end of the night and the suggestion of Champagne enemas will come up as a real possibility when they're down the Diamond strip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I think the Blackburn thread will be on Rayvin's mind towards the end of the night and the suggestion of Champagne enemas will come up as a real possibility when they're down the Diamond strip. Â Â Have to admit I'm a little curious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26284 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Going to the Botanist with work this year. I find Christmas parties a bit of a nuisance since I'm the only member of management young enough to be considered capable of staying out long enough for everyone to be happy, which means I have to see the whole thing through, pretty much. Â Also depends on who you get sat next to at dinner, some of the people I work with are very quiet and socially awkward, which is fine but a bit of a challenge if you're wanting to enjoy yourself. Â Oh you're management are you? La dee fucking da. Struggle with speaking to the worker bees you get seated beside? Why don't you sack it off and go for a posh enema instead? Fucking champagne socialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26284 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 They've not bothered inviting me this year. Â Â They've taken the whole Brexit thing seriously then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Oh you're management are you? La dee fucking da. Struggle with speaking to the worker bees you get seated beside? Why don't you sack it off and go for a posh enema instead? Fucking champagne socialist. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Oh you're management are you? La dee fucking da. Struggle with speaking to the worker bees you get seated beside? Why don't you sack it off and go for a posh enema instead? Fucking champagne socialist. Â Â I struggle to speak with -some- of them. It's not the kind of business where being management means people are scared of you or anything so I get on with quite a few people, even outside of work - the problem is that I tend to get sat next to the socially awkward graduate who has just left uni and struggles to look up from their dinner plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 They've taken the whole Brexit thing seriously then? Â Apparently so. And they must think I'm too metropolitan liberal elite to slum it in Nottingham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26775 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 They've not bothered inviting me this year. Â "So, we booked that place in Nottingham city centre?"Â "Yeah, 7.30 on the 15th......Shit! What about Martin?" Â "Just put him on a plane to Berlin, he can crash with his mate." Â "Err, we did that last year." Â "Well just book an extra table in Nottingham for the 15th." Â "Well, he's teetotal now, I'm not sure it'll be his cup of tea?" Â "Alright, don't bother then, we'll just blame it on his invite getting lost in the Christmas post. Fuck'im." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 When you're teetotal, everything is your cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26775 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Â I struggle to speak with -some- of them. It's not the kind of business where being management means people are scared of you or anything so I get on with quite a few people, even outside of work - the problem is that I tend to get sat next to the socially awkward graduate who has just left uni and struggles to look up from their dinner plate. Just shove a drink at him, tell him to 'get it doon your fucking neck, you big Jessie!' and I'm sure he'll come out of his shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just shove a drink at him, tell him to 'get it doon your fucking neck, you big Jessie!' and I'm sure he'll come out of his shell. Â Â That probably is the correct response here tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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