Alex 30239 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Try to stay clear of the titty bars this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 Wacky bantz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Tittygate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Wacky bantz Totally Mexico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 On his way to a blag do, no doubt I've never actually been on one of those you know. It's a good mate of mine's mates from back home in Cirencester that do it. Not zany enough for me anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I've never actually been on one of those you know. It's a good mate of mine's mates from back home in Cirencester that do it. Not zany enough for me anyway It's the stupidest fucking contrived bit of 'laddism' I've ever heard. So his lass won't let him have a weekend away with the lads but it's fine to on a stag do with a lad she doesn't even know well enough to know he's not getting married? What an utter crock of shit :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16492 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Where I am working now, they had it whilst I was in Paris.We have a good social here, gaffers put a few quid behind a local bar at the end of every month for a few drinks so it was like an extension of that.Previous places have been a mare and I have usually avoided the odd ones. What I cant do with is the fucking bollocks of festive jumper day and all that shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Where I am working now, they had it whilst I was in Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16492 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 What are you saying Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 'when's this twisty new cunt away?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I'm going to wear my Christmas jumper on my hoverboard later Did you black up and steal some lucozade yesterday by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 It's the stupidest fucking contrived bit of 'laddism' I've ever heard. So his lass won't let him have a weekend away with the lads but it's fine to on a stag do with a lad she doesn't even know well enough to know he's not getting married? What an utter crock of shit :lol: It's true. I've met one of these lads that does it. It's a small town thing. They're all animals, these kids - the type that are into shagging prossies and starting fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I have to go this stag do Cool, when's the wedding? We're not invited :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) I went to Prague on a stag do earlier this year. Had a great time but the stags brother spent the whole weekend mortal shagging 40 prostitutes He was so pissed he didn't even try to hide the fact from his dad who was a really nice, normal bloke Edited December 11, 2015 by StraightEdgeWizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 What are you saying Alex You going on holiday is like a holiday for the rest of the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26605 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 There's the most horrible cunt at work on our shift, we all reckon he's retiring next year. Everyone's looking forward to his retirement more than him. He's lazy, he's a twat, he has zero craic, he looks like oliver Hardy, he's deliberately awkward when you need everyone pulling in the same direction. Now I'm NOT saying Wyki is as bad as him, (that's impossible), but this horrible fucka still gets invited for a couple of pints at the end of the last shift before Christmas. Unfortunately for us he never goes anywhere like Paris so we can't work around his holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Going on a night out with the lads after coming off nightshift? You'll be a waste of a good shirt. (Or Christmas jumper). I will be getting some kip….. some Try to stay clear of the titty bars this year. 2for1 on sundays ,man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16492 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 There's the most horrible cunt at work on our shift, we all reckon he's retiring next year. Everyone's looking forward to his retirement more than him. He's lazy, he's a twat, he has zero craic, he looks like oliver Hardy, he's deliberately awkward when you need everyone pulling in the same direction. Now I'm NOT saying Wyki is as bad as him, (that's impossible), but this horrible fucka still gets invited for a couple of pints at the end of the last shift before Christmas. Unfortunately for us he never goes anywhere like Paris so we can't work around his holidays. I was reading that thinking 'this is weird, Howman' normally has good craic and a piss take' then I read on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Ours is tonight, swerved it. "Oh are you busy/babysitting/other excuse?" "Nah, nah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 this just popped up on my Facebook feed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Ours was canny, far too much food mind. It was a hot buffet and they brought out beef stifado, rice, seabass, chicken wings, nachos, pigs in blankets, potato salad, few other things then a while later loads of turkey, carrots, broccoli and sprouts which barely got touched and loads of it got canned. Was alreet though, and was away by half 7 without calling anyone a dickhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 (edited) Mine was last night, went to the pub with mates instead. Had a much better night than I would've done with work dickheads Edited December 12, 2015 by Bizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17610 Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Does everyone on here have a pathological hatred of their work colleagues or something? I don't mind mine at all. Still go out with some of my previous work mates 5 years after leaving as well, entirely voluntarily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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