strawb 3659 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Can’t be arsed thinking of a pun, but I have been to the pencil museum. Properly shite, like something Partridge would come up with. The worlds biggest pencil isn’t even that big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Me and a mate tried to go to the pencil museum when we were in the Lakes a couple of years ago, precisely because it sounded terrible. Got there too late and they'd only let us into the shop. Lots of pencils in there too mind, so we probably got the general experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30383 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) Sure Tooj said he went there when he was at Keswick. The utter dweeb Edited January 9, 2018 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 At lunchtime today, 15 hand picked fuckin idiots embark at Southampton for this utter piss up delightful mini cruise/city break http://www.pocruises.com/r810/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Lock up your daughters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34425 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Lock up your grandmothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Lock up your daughters Nice thought 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Lock up your grandmothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 (edited) Going on a snowsports holiday to France in 1.5 weeks, we were expecting snow to be thin on the ground and topped up with man made but looking at the live webcams and the snow reports it is almost midwinter conditions out there. Edited March 20, 2018 by Kevin Carr's Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Where in France? I went late March before and it was fine. A little slushy in the afternoon but refroze through the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3194 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 16 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Where in France? I went late March before and it was fine. A little slushy in the afternoon but refroze through the night Avoriaz is staill has 2,5 metres at base and the temp is not getting above freezing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Goto Sardinia tomorrow, it's pissing down. Mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30383 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 39 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Goto Sardinia tomorrow, it's pissing down. Mint. That's a shame. It's meant to be beautiful. My inlaws were in Mallorca last weekend/this week for 5 nights. They didn't see the sun until Monday when it was glorious here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Still looking forward to it. Could be worse, I could be in work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30383 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 took the kids to disneyland paris last weekend. fun but felt like i needed a holiday afterwards to recover, plus the french don't really embrace it in the same way as the yanks: loads of moody gallic shrugs, people smoking and dropping litter. going to mallorca for half term week at the end of the month. bring it the fuck on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Last day in Sardinia for me. Gotta say I'll deffo be back. Despite 3 days of grey cloud and showers it's been great. Beautiful place really nice people. But next time I'll be in an adults only place! Stayed with the in laws and my nephew but this place is like a war zone at meal times. I love my nephew to bits and I'm slightly biased but he's a good lad. It's 75% Scandanvians in here apparently and I always thought they were a good bunch. Fuck me their kids run riot, they leave where they have been eating an utter shit hole and they're fucking noisy bastards on an evening! But suppose the fanny is worth a bang like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 40 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Last day in Sardinia for me. Gotta say I'll deffo be back. Despite 3 days of grey cloud and showers it's been great. Beautiful place really nice people. But next time I'll be in an adults only place! Stayed with the in laws and my nephew but this place is like a war zone at meal times. I love my nephew to bits and I'm slightly biased but he's a good lad. It's 75% Scandanvians in here apparently and I always thought they were a good bunch. Fuck me their kids run riot, they leave where they have been eating an utter shit hole and they're fucking noisy bastards on an evening! But suppose the fanny is worth a bang like! It’s usually best if you wait until after puberty, like, Adam. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17746 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’s usually best if you wait until after puberty, like, Adam. Fuck me, he's started on the kids now. Is nobody safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Fuckers. It's a gorgeous place though would highly recommended it. Apparently June onwards is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Is June out of High School yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 No it's when I'm not there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 You’ll need a better defence than that mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17746 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 Hey CT, just had a short break in Wooler. If you ever get there, try the towns only Italian restaurant, Milan. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 I suspect this is entirely authentic. Wooler… not even once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 27, 2018 Share Posted May 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Renton said: Hey CT, just had a short break in Wooler. If you ever get there, try the towns only Italian restaurant, Milan. Did you get to linhope spout for a paddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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