Alex 30216 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 All the most genuine royalists avoid tax 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 24 hour queue now. Fucking bellends. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16468 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I mean, why do they go to the toilet? Sleep even? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3648 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 They shit themselves in honour of the queen and sleep where they fall with respect to the crown 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Pussycat Pussycat Where have you been? “I’ve been to London to see the dead Queen” Pussycat Pussycat What did you there? “ I waited 24 fucking hours with a bunch of brain dead cunts… meow” 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 It's easy to call them so I will, err, I mean.... If that's what they want to do I think they're mental but it's their business. I'm more bothered by the media overkill which no doubt has added a few to that queue. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16468 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Just now, Howmanheyman said: It's easy to call them so I will, err, I mean.... If that's what they want to do I think they're mental but it's their business. I'm more bothered by the media overkill which no doubt has added a few to that queue. Pretty much what the wife has said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6284 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It's easy to call them so I will, err, I mean.... If that's what they want to do I think they're mental but it's their business. I'm more bothered by the media overkill which no doubt has added a few to that queue. That's pretty much where I am. I get that some people genuinely want to do this and it has absolutely no impact on me - it's their right to do so. But the excessive media coverage is utterly bananas. As far as I'm concerned they actively wanted the queuing to become ridiculous just to create a news story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Pretty much what the wife has said. Keep a hold of her, she's obviously one of the smart ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16468 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Keep a hold of her, she's obviously one of the smart ones. She's with me, obviously summit loose up there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I wonder if anyone has rang Cliff Richard and told him there’s a bit of rain due overnight? If it’s good enough for Wimbledon, it’s good enough for The Queueen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9921 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I wonder if anyone has rang Cliff Richard and told him there’s a bit of rain due overnight? If it’s good enough for Wimbledon, it’s good enough for The Queueen. "Queenie doesn't live here anymore She's in a box on the first floor" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Any mentalists going in just now have hit pay-dirt. Chaz, Anne, Nonce and Whossname are all stood vigilling. I expect there’ll be some involuntary emissions from the flag shaggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 If one of them faints I’m taking it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 Pfft, fucking amateurs. https://9to5mac.com/2022/09/15/iphone-14-pro-orders-begin-arriving-lines-apple-store/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2758 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 "The ambulance service said it and partner agencies had cared for 435 patients who fell ill along the lying-in-state queuing route and surrounding areas by the end of yesterday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2758 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17535 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14486 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26118 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I mean, to be fair after eight hours it’s bound to be fairly sloppy going. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17535 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 35 minutes ago, ewerk said: I mean, to be fair after eight hours it’s bound to be fairly sloppy going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Metro Radio has this monumentally annoying thick cunt doing their daytime show (it’s on at work) and he was interviewing some toucher who once saw the queen for 6 seconds, 47 years ago. I can’t remember what the toucher said but the thick cunt was going “it must have been emotional for you when she died. I’ve been an emotional wreck all week!” And I would love it if these people could articulate why. Explain to me why. Go through your thought process and explain to me. You can’t. Because you’re a dopey cunt with the mental capacity of a shot glass who is pretending to be sad because apparently, you’re supposed to. I’d love to headbutt him. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Commiserations on having to listen to breakfast local radio. 😞 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 It’s beyond woeful, like. You’ve got to wonder about the mental state of people who ring up to tell a story about how they failed their driving test or some other inane bollocks. What compels people to think that anyone cares? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Someone got arrested last night for touching the box. Strip club rules apply. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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