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I had a Chinese last night and had to run to the toilet, tripped up on the way as well.

 

Maybe it's my body saying look you fat cunt, you've averaged 20 pints a week for 20 years, sort it out. Whey at least I can take the piss out of myself unlike 93.8% of people on here.

 

:lol: @ Meenzer

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Hang on Stevie, I can't think of many people who don't take the piss out of themselves on here, it's one of this place's appealing features.

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I mean, the relative status of that club should be an eye opener to charnley concerning the guy's ability.

 

He probably thinks he's doing a Ranieri.

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I've shit myself several times, but then I had an operation with that side effect.

 

Did it at a family reunion where I saw my step sister for the second time in over 16 years. at a pub, ran to the loo then shat myself on the way. not good.

 

So + 1 to the shit yer pants

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I've shit myself several times, but then I had an operation with that side effect.

 

Did it at a family reunion where I saw my step sister for the second time in over 16 years. at a pub, ran to the loo then shat myself on the way. not good.

 

So + 1 to the shit yer pants

 

 

Seeing your step sister after 16 years made you shit yourself?

 

That sounds decidedly dodgy iyam.

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I've shit myself several times, but then I had an operation with that side effect.

 

Did it at a family reunion where I saw my step sister for the second time in over 16 years. at a pub, ran to the loo then shat myself on the way. not good.

 

So + 1 to the shit yer pants

You shit yourself when you saw your stepsister for the second time in 16 years? Were you petrified she was going to show you a 16 year old kid and say 'meet your dad?'
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hahaha nice man, nice.

 

Nah I was petrified because I had been reunited and then shit myself as I followed through.

 

Nissen Fundoplication about 6 months before.

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hahaha nice man, nice.

 

Nah I was petrified because I had been reunited and then shit myself as I followed through.

 

Nissen Fundoplication about 6 months before.

The wife learned to drive in one of those. Could've been a Nissan Micra?
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