Southampton vs Newcastle United | Saturday 9th April 2016 | 15:00

[Haydnator 45]

I don't think it'll be a thrashing, I think it'll be another cruel 1 goal defeat where we gain so much false hope that we may get something.

A win here (yes, yes, I know, I know...) COULD be the catalyst for a turn-around, especially with Swansea at home next and the mackems and Norwich playing each other.

Effectively, we could () go into the home game against Man City less than 3 points away from the two above us, depending on Norwich's results.

In a season where Marc Albrighton and Danny Simpson are getting Premier League winners medals, strange things can happen and we could get a win here.



Will we? Nar. I'm not expecting anything. We've always been shocking here haven't we? Even when Southampton were playing at The Dell?

[scoobos 0]

Danny Simpson has been fuckin good this season mind and Hugh. Both of which I would have had a fit about if we signed.

[essembeeofsunderland 140]

We could be 3 v 0 down at half time if Southampton come flying out the blocks.get your money on that Pele bloke scoring at anytime against us.I'm putting £20 on him heading in from 6 yards out after we have given away a daft freekick near the touch line.before the free kick is taken we will start back peddling at speed.........you know the rest.Krul needs to stop coaching Darlow on defending free kicks.

[Christmas Tree 94]

Surely it's time for some squad players to be drafted in.

[Gemmill 787]

I've worked out what you look like, CT. A giant zika virus baby.

[Haydnator 45]

[trophyshy 128]

[trophyshy 128]

Zikist.

[The Fish 298]

We're not going to win away until we face Villa, by which time it'll be far too late.

[David Kelly 218]

We're not going to win away again this season. This will be another defeat and the tramps will beat Leicester too.

[Kid Dynamite 421]

Honestly not even fussed about watching this. Think I'll go and watch Spartans instead

[Dr Gloom 783]

wouldn't it be typical of our lot though to win this, offering more false hope, before the inevitable relegation.

[Alex 1,730]

I've worked out what you look like, CT. A giant zika virus baby.

[Alex 1,730]

We're not going to win away again this season. This will be another defeat and the tramps will beat Leicester too.

Fancy Sunderland to win that one like. Leicester are due a loss even if they are going to win the league.

[David Kelly 218]

Fancy Sunderland to win that one like. Leicester are due a loss even if they are going to win the league.

I'm tempted to stick a fiver on it actually.

[Howay 1,049]

We'll lose this comfortably, Southampton were aggrieved about the loss to Leicester thinking they should have had 2 penalties so they'll be ready to make a statement against our team of total fucking losers. Pelle also does well against us and will probably get 2 as we lose 3-0, I expect Mitrovic to be the only one that looks like he gives a shite again.

[trophyshy 128]

Just been guaranteed we will survive by an Italian tradesman from Bournemouth. So stop worrying lads.

[trooper 194]

3-0 we'll be put in our place.

[ewerk 2,112]

We're already in our place.

[Alex 1,730]

Italian tradesman has to be a euphemism.

[Howay 1,049]

We're already in our place.

Aye think we've been in it basically all season.

[trooper 194]

Aye think we've been in it basically all season.

Fair enough

[Howay 1,049]

Fair enough

I do get the point though Troop, I agree it'll be a 3-0 style battering. I think the team will be even less arsed now that there's not much hope of stopping up (as if they tried much before hand).

[The Fish 298]

Aye think we've been in it basically all season.

All but 8 weeks in the bottom Three.

[Howay 1,049]

All but 8 weeks in the bottom Three.

Those 8 weeks were a right laugh though weren't they? Don't say Big Mike doesn't give us some good times.